Skin Flick
By Norm Foster
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Norm Foster
Norm Foster has been the most produced playwright in Canada every year for the past twenty years. His plays receive an average of one hundred and fifty productions annually. Norm has over sixty plays to his credit, including The Foursome, On a First Name Basis, and Hilda’s Yard. He is the recipient of the Los Angeles Drama-Logue Award for his play The Melville Boys and is an Officer of the Order of Canada. He lives in Fredericton.
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Skin Flick - Norm Foster
Also by Norm Foster
Bedtime Stories
Dear Santa
Ethan Claymore
A Foster Christmas
The Foster Season
The Foursome
The Gentleman Clothier
Hilda’s Yard
Jasper Station
Jenny’s House of Joy
Kiss the Moon, Kiss the Sun
The Ladies Foursome
The Long Weekend
The Melville Boys
Mending Fences
Ned Durango (with Leslie Arden)
Office Hours
Old Love
On a First Name Basis
One-Actmanship
Opening Night
Outlaw
Self-Help
Sinners
Storm Warning
Triple Play
Wrong for Each Other
Contents
Also by Norm Foster
Production History
Characters
Note
Act One
Act Two
About the Author
Production History
Skin Flick was first produced at Neptune Theatre in Halifax, Nova Scotia, from January 20 to February 15, 2009, with the following creative team:
Rollie Waters: David Nairn
Daphne Waters: Martha Irving
Alex Tratt: Gordon Gammie
Jill: Ginette Mohr
Byron Hobbs: Jamie Williams
Director: Walter Learning
Set and costume design: D’Arcy Morris-Poultney
Lighting design: Leigh Ann Vardy
Stage manager: Krista Blackwood
Assistant stage manager: Heather Lewis
Characters
Rollie Waters
Daphne Waters
Alex Tratt
Jill
Byron Hobbs
Note
Whenever Rollie steps out of the scene and talks to the audience as the narrator, the other actors freeze in place until Rollie steps back into the scene.
Act One
Time: Evening. November.
Place: The home of
rollie
and
daphne
Waters.
It is a big older home that has been in the family for years. There is a couch, a big chair, a coffee table, and a telephone somewhere in the main living room. The entrance to the house is at stage right. The exit to the kitchen is at stage left. There is a stairway upstage left that leads upstairs and a hallway upstage centre that leads to another part of the house where the television is. As the lights come up,
jill
enters on the stairs, wearing a bathrobe. She is followed by
daphne
Waters, who carries a clipboard and a pencil. They are followed by
alex
Tratt, who has a video camera. He is followed by
byron
Hobbs, who also wears a bathrobe.
daphne:
Jill, come back. Please.
jill:
He was looking at my breasts! He was staring right at them!
alex:
I’m the cameraman. I was looking at every bit of you. But it was strictly on a professional level.
jill:
Yeah, maybe with your camera eye it was professional, but your free eye was checking me out.
byron:
I thought he was checking me out.
alex:
I told you, I’m not gay!
jill:
What is it with you and breasts anyway? Do you have a fixation about them?
alex:
I’m a man. Breasts are the Holy Grail.
daphne:
All right, look, can we go back in and continue shooting, please?
daphne
drops her pencil. She picks it up.
jill:
Only if he promises to stop checking me out.
alex:
I don’t see what the big deal is. After we finish this thing, your breasts are going to be checked out by thousands of men. Hundreds of thousands! They’ll be the Super Bowl of breasts.
daphne:
Alex, would you just promise her, please?
alex:
Fine. I promise.
jill:
Thank you. How did they look, by the way?
alex:
How did what look?
jill:
My breasts. Were they pointing out or down?
alex:
Straight out. Like laser beams. I think you fixed my bad eye.
jill:
(to
byron
) Is that true?
byron:
They were looking right at me.
jill:
Daphne?
daphne:
They held me spellbound.
jill:
All right, good. Let’s go.
jill
,
alex
,
byron
, and
daphne
exit up the stairs.
rollie
Waters enters from the wings. He is wearing a jacket or windbreaker of some sort.
rollie:
(to audience) Don’t you hate walking in in the middle of a story? Well, that’s exactly what you just did. Smack dab in the middle. So, let me back up a bit and fill you in on what’s going on here. My name is Rollie Waters. I live here with my wife, Daphne. This was my grandfather’s house. My father was born here and so was I. The house has been in the family for seventy-four years, and one day, by God, it’s gonna be paid for. Daphne and I have a twenty-year-old son, Gerard, but you won’t see him during the course of this story. He’s off to university studying to be an architect. He doesn’t know what’s going on here because we don’t like to bother him with our petty inconveniences. It might take his mind off of his keg parties and womanizing. So we’ll just keep this quandary to ourselves. Now, the story began about two weeks ago. It was a Tuesday. I arrived home from work at the usual time, about ten past five. So that’s what I’m going to do right now. I’ll go out and arrive home and the story will start. I’ll be right back. Oh, turn your cellphones off, okay? Because once we get going on this we don’t want to be distracted. Thank you.
rollie
exits through the front door. After a moment he enters again. He is carrying a briefcase and a handful of mail.
Honey, I’m home! God, I love saying that.
rollie
takes his jacket off.
daphne
enters from the