Dracula: The Bloody Truth (NHB Modern Plays)
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Travelling across Europe, from the dark and sinister Transylvanian mountains to the charming seaside town of Whitby, Professor Van Helsing and his three amateur actors stage a life-changing, theatrical production of Dracula – hoping to establish, once and for all, the bloody truth.
The result is a delightfully silly, fast-paced and faithful (-ish) adaptation by John Nicholson (Hound of the Baskervilles, Peepolykus) of Bram Stoker's novel, originally performed by physical-comedy theatre company Le Navet Bete on a UK tour in 2017.
Performed by four actors playing forty characters, Dracula: The Bloody Truth is a full-blooded adaptation offering abundant opportunities for any theatre company or drama group to sink their teeth into.
'Dracula: The Bloody Truth is side-splittingly funny and is, by far, the best new comedy I've seen this year' Broadway World
John Nicholson
Professor John Nicholson PhD DSc, leads the Biomaterials Group in the School of Sport, Health and Applied Science, at St Mary’s University, Twickenham, London, UK. He is a materials scientist with over thirty years’ experience researching, lecturing and publishing on aesthetic repair materials for teeth. He developed the widely used classification for modern repair materials, and has published over 170 original scientific papers in this field. He is a former President of the UK Society for Biomaterials.
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Dracula - John Nicholson
ACT ONE
Scene One
Downstage in front of the curtains a gramophone is playing. The curtains open to reveal a MAN IN A DJ sat behind a table set for supper. He removes the lid from the platter and serves himself some food. He pours himself a glass of wine. The lights flicker. As he reaches for the glass it mysteriously drains. The needle suddenly pulls across the record.
Salt and pepper pots slide across the table. A book flips open. A photo rises out of another. The man stands and his wig flies off. His head appears to fall off his shoulders. A fork flies off the table. He sits, clutching his heart.
An arm bursts through his plate and grabs his neck. The hand grabs his tongue and stretches it. The man is pulled face down onto his plate. He lurches back. The food on the platter shakes. The man brings the lid down on it but is then thrown backwards and so, lifting the lid, he reveals VAN HELSING’s head on the platter.
VAN HELSING. Are you scared? Of course you’re not.
The salt and pepper pots move around the platter.
Scene Two
AL enters through downstage-right door while VAN HELSING extracts himself from beneath the table in semi-light.
AL. People of Exeter [or wherever the show is being performed], we need you to listen carefully, for we have little time.
VAN HELSING. Exactly, so get on with it! Introduce me.
AL. I’d like to welcome to the stage…
VAN HELSING. I’m already on the stage, you idiot.
AL. The world’s most renowned professor of sicko-kenny-isis.
VAN HELSING. Psychokinesis! Leave it, I’ll introduce myself! Give me some light. Ladies and gentlemen and your offspring, my name is Professor Abraham Van Helsing. What you’ve just witnessed was a display of theatrical trickery –a fiction created with props. Tonight I need you to understand the difference between fiction and the truth. Wait, cut the music. What are you doing?
AL is helping DAN fix a lamp on to a stand downstage left.
DAN. Just finishing off with the lights, Professor.
VAN HELSING. You had all afternoon to finish off with the lights. What were you doing?
DAN. Giving him a massage –
VAN HELSING. What?
DAN. He tensed up a bit unpacking the set.
VAN HELSING. I’ve told you, it’s not a set! It’s furniture. From my house. God, I hate theatre! What’s it for anyway?
AL. Your opening speech.
VAN HELSING. Oh right, I see. Well, plug it in then.
During VAN HELSING’s following speech, the flex comes out of the lamp. AL shoves the bare wires back in.
Ladies and gentlemen and your offspring, tonight you will discover that Bram Stoker’s Dracula, is in fact… fact. Yes, fact! How do I know? Because that snake Stoker stole the events that happened to me and my friends and turned them into a fiction in a traitorous bid to further his own career. But I’m here to warn you of the true peril that still faces us all. This is Dracula: The Bloody Truth – direct from the horse’s mouth!
Sound effect: neighing horses.
VAN HELSING. Not yet! Turn that off!
AL (off). Lamp is ready for plugging in, Professor.
VAN HELSING. Well, plug it in then! So, as I was saying…
The lamp explodes. The theatre blacks out.
DAN. Professor, the lights have gone out!
VAN HELSING. Yes, we can all see that, you buffoon! Get me a lamp! And find the trip-lever thing. Ladies and gentlemen, please stay in your seats, there’s no need to panic.
MATT. I think I’ve found the lever.
AL (crossing stage). No, don’t pull that one!
A sandbag drops from the rig and smashes through the table that the gramophone was on.
VAN HELSING. My Louis XIV! You’ve destroyed my Louis XIV!
DAN. To assist Professor Van Helsing in his mission to reconstruct the true events that happened to him and his friends, three versatile actors will step into the shoes of the men and women