Office Hours
By Norm Foster
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Norm Foster
Norm Foster has been the most produced playwright in Canada every year for the past twenty years. His plays receive an average of one hundred and fifty productions annually. Norm has over sixty plays to his credit, including The Foursome, On a First Name Basis, and Hilda’s Yard. He is the recipient of the Los Angeles Drama-Logue Award for his play The Melville Boys and is an Officer of the Order of Canada. He lives in Fredericton.
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Office Hours - Norm Foster
Office Hours
by
Norm Foster
Second Scene Editions
Playwrights Canada Press • Toronto
Contents
Production History
Characters
The Reporter
The Pitch
The Agent
The Visit
The Dismissal
The Analyst
About the Author
Copyright
Office Hours premiered at Theatre New Brunswick, Fredericton, NB, in October, 1996, with the following cast and crew:
Characters
Running time: Approximately 2 hours with intermission.
Author’s note: The play can be done with as few as five or as many as seventeen actors. The author suggests that six actors would sustain the flow and separation nicely.
Role Breakdown for a Cast of 5:
ACT I
The Reporter
Time: The present.
Place: The office of television news producer Pam Gerard.
The office in each of the following pieces is quite nicely furnished, but not to excess. In the office is a desk and chair (left), for the office occupant, a couple of chairs for visitors, plus a couch, in the corner (u.r.) there is a coat rack on which hangs a trenchcoat. There is also a cabinet in which there is a bar, two or three plants round out the decor. As the scene opens, we see WARREN KIMBLE pacing in the office. WARREN wears a rumpled, well-worn suit, with a dark sweater vest underneath. He is talking to himself, rehearsing for a future conversation.
WARREN
You twit. You inarticulate, BMW-driving, tofu-eating twit. (beat) No, that might be too confrontational. Uh ... All right, let’s try this. You know something, Ms. Gerard? Mrs. Gerard? Pam? Can I call you Pam, Pam? No, the more I say it, the more it sounds like Spam. Pamela, I’m given to understand that you don’t like my work. No, too civil. Be a little more intimidating. Give it the Robert DeNiro inflection. You got a problem with my work? Are you serious? You can’t be serious. My work? Are you tellin’ me you got a problem with my work? No. Okay, start off with a joke. All right. All right. Pam, don’t you think it’s funny that my name is Warren Kimble and yours is Pam Gerard? Huh? Kimble, Gerard? We’ve got kind of a Fugitive
thing happening here. Kind of a David Janssen, Barry Morse kind of thing. No, screw the jokes. Get right to the point Pam, I get the feeling that you don’t like my work. Well, right now, honey, I don’t like my work either. And I’ll tell you why. I’m a news reporter, Pam. I’ve been working my way up for twenty-three years. That’s right. Some of us work our way up. We don’t marry the station manager and go from television bingo hostess to news producer just like that. But, that doesn’t bother me. No, that doesn’t bother me one goddamned bit. What bothers me is that I was the top reporter in this city at one time, I did stories with integrity. Stories I was proud of. And now? Two weeks ago I covered a wake for a racehorse. What the hell is that?! So the horse died. Who gives a shit? It’s not Black Beauty for Godssake. And last week you sent me to interview that Pentecostal group that wants to put a loin cloth on the statue of Cupid. So, there I am interviewing the queen of the tight-asses while Cupid urinates into a fountain behind me. How in the hell am I supposed to do good work in a situation like that, you slack-jawed, addle-brained, Melrose Place-watching, harpy. I need the hard-hitting stories. And I’m not talking about doing Death Of A Salesman every night. Just something newsworthy. That’s all I ask. I mean, hell, I’m forty-eight years old. I’ve got a mortgage I’m paying off and a kid I’m trying to put through university. That’s a school, Pam. A big one with people your age in it — but, I’d sooner be out of work than do the crap stories you’re giving me. So, that’s it. That’s all I have to say. And if you want to fire me, you go right the hell ahead because, quite frankly, lady, I don’t give a tinker’s toot. Oh, and one more thing. I don’t appreciate being summoned into your office like one of your underlings and then being left here to ponder my fate while you get called away on some petty emergency.