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    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Senility
    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Senility
    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Senility
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    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Senility

    By Jerry Page

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    This book has been percolating in my subconscious for more than 70 years. It may have mellowed a little over the years, but has lost little of its relevance or bite. As one of the premiere procrastinators of this and over half of the last century, I put it off as long as I could but finally acquiesced and the final product is now in your hands. If not for political correctness, the book would be longer and possibly less relative. Jokes are multi-dimensional. For everyone they delight, they piss somebody off. It’s a zero-sum game and we each identify with one side or the other.

    I found myself single again about 4 years ago, and moved half way across the state. One of the main advantages of a major move is that a brand new audience is right at hand. Over the last few years, quite a few of my new acquaintances have been telling me that I should write a joke book, and here it is.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisheriUniverse
    Release dateAug 16, 2020
    ISBN9781663205605
    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Senility
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    Jerry Page

    Jerry Page was born in Oregon and has lived there all his life, except for time in the Army. He spent most holidays & school vacations at the home of his Great-grandparents. His Grandma taught him to never hurt anyone’s feelings, and his Granddad taught him to never run from a fight. He never weighed over 100 lbs. until midway through high school. He discovered early on that if he knew a lot of jokes, everybody was on his side, and he didn’t have to run, or fight.

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