Albert's Annotated Anthology of Sci-Fi Stories by Stephen Marlowe: Albert's Annotated, #1
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Albert's Annotated provides a critical yet comedic look at a diverse selection of short-stories by 50s Science Fiction writer Stephen Marlowe (aka Milton Lesser) with the goal of educating readers on some of the uglier developments in the genre on its rise to widespread popularity. Each story is presented in an all-new format sure to keep readers engaged even through the dullest of passages in the originals.
This collection includes titles such as:
- No-Risk Planet
- It's Raining Frogs!
- Quickie
... and more!
Albert R. Gunnarsen-Fischer
Albert R. is a bonafide geek, who thinks themselves an artist. Born in Binghamton, New York and raised in Puerto Rico, they left for Germany to pursue university studies. Their writing is marked by a very casual character and a long sarcastic streak. Nevertheless, it always manages to strike deep at the heart of things.
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Albert's Annotated Anthology of Sci-Fi Stories by Stephen Marlowe - Albert R. Gunnarsen-Fischer
Introduction
Have any of you ever wondered why so many Science Fiction nerds are toxic towards women and people of color? Why they feel this intense need to argue against any criticism of their favorite media when it comes from fake fans
, posers, or any other perceived outsiders?
Those two questions right there probably evoked some very strong emotions in a lot of you. I suspect you’re either very curious and nodding along, anxious to learn where these attitudes come from, or you’re furiously flipping pages to see what ridiculous arguments I throw out there in favor of this position.
That’s fine, just stick around. We’re gonna have a lot of fun knocking these nerds down a peg or two, and I say that as a geek myself. I simply believe in critical analysis and introspection, a thing apparently very rare in a community which claims to love Science so much. Now, if you’ll allow me to get rather technical about it for a sec…
The purpose of this text is to inspect a sampling of scifi short-stories from the Golden Age of scifi, to gain some new perspective on the ideals and values promulgated by writers at the time. In particular, we want to see which negative attitudes these stories could instill in an uncritical reader. For example, children who read them, who would then grow up to found scifi communities or produce other scifi media themselves in the latter half of the 20th Century, thereby perpetuating those attitudes.
There were three points which led my the choice of author for this exercise:
I wanted to focus on works that would’ve typically been found in scifi mags back then.
Stephen Marlowe, despite not being very well known, was extremely prolific, and at times populated large portions of these magazines with his work, spread across a multitude of pseudonyms.
A lot of the scifi authors who are still well known today tend to be regarded as better writers precisely because they skirted away from a lot of the tropes we see from the likes of Marlowe.
To that end, I have annotated these short stories for you as follows:
Any passages marked like this have a corresponding interstitial comment. (1)
The purpose of these is to avoid breaking up the text too much with my blabbering, because some paragraphs, as you shall see, are chock-full of atrocities, and footnotes are easy to miss while not providing the immediate feedback I wanna offer.
We’ve also got traditional footnotes¹
.
These mostly consist of my first impressions when reading the text, and should serve to give you more insight into my thought process as I went along.
Hopefully, they’ll also help you realize you aren’t alone in thinking that some of these things are positively insane, and we can share a laugh. 😄
Each story is accompanied by a brief introduction, where I give my blind impression on them, based on title and blurb alone. Then, I follow each with a proper critical review.
Beyond that, the text of all the stories has been kept just as I found it, with the following exceptions:
I fixed a handful of very obvious typos and print errors in the copies I had on hand.
Where certain spellings for words have fallen out of favor, I’ve modernized those. Words that have fallen into disuse simply carry an explanatory footnote.
Any emphasis is my own.
So, despite being compiled for entertainment, this text may also be considered a reference on the short stories it contains.
Now, I should warn you, some of these stories can be a bit of a drag to get through, even despite my best efforts to keep things entertaining. Others can also be quite distressing, so don’t feel like you need to finish each story in a single sitting. I know I couldn’t…
All that being said, let’s get into it!
These are here to provide you with additional context or necessary info to understand these older texts.
Stop, You’re Killing Me!
As a private eye, I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me—and neither aware of it!
We’re starting off with some kind of detective story, and already something tells me things don’t bode well for this guy’s wife…
Story
It’s funny how a silly little habit can save your life.
I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular—except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one-man private dick office. (1)
We live at the top of the city’s highest hill, my wife, and our son Sam, who’s seventeen, and myself. At least it’s the highest hill in the residential district and the highest one I know of. So out of habit, I patted the brakes to test them as the car began to roll down the slight incline of the driveway.
You know, I get that this was a popular way to abbreviate detective
at one point, but I can’t deny that the phallic imagery here has got me cackling already. 🤣
The brakes didn’t hold.
Had I started down Jackson Hill, down the long half mile slope which levels off at the busy intersection of MacArthur and Houston Avenues, I’d have streaked through the intersection out of control. I don’t know what the odds for survival are in such a circumstance, but I’d hate to have to test them.
As it was, I shook my head in surprise and pulled the handbrake, bringing the Olds to a stop at the foot of the driveway. I climbed out and bent down to take a look at the right front wheel. In a few seconds, I knew what the trouble was. Brake fluid. There wasn’t any. But that didn’t make sense because I’d had the car—brakes included—overhauled only last week. (2)
OK, cool, we’ve got a little mystery to solve. Now, how do the wife and kid come into play?
Which meant someone had drained the brake fluid from the Olds.
I checked the other front wheel, and it was the same. No brake fluid. I sat there in the car for a few minutes smoking a cigarette (3)
before I went into the house to call the local service station and have them tow the Olds in.
Disgusting. How did cleaners even deal with this back then? I can only imagine the decades old nicotine grime on those leather seats. 🤮
It was the third time in less than a month that someone had tried to kill me. (4)
So, why are you only thinking of doing something about it now?
That happens, of course, to private detectives. It isn’t only in the movies and the two-bit mystery thrillers that it happens. (5)
It happens in real life, too. I know because I’ve been in the business twenty years. Go downtown some time and look me up; Frank Foley’s the name, and you’ll find me in the Ditmas Building on Pearl Street. Sure, it happens to private eyes in real life. They’re on a hot case and someone wants them off and because it’s known bribes won’t do any good, violence, mayhem and murder are tried.
Oh, really?
I’m sorry, but this has all been pure humblebrag and movie shit up till now…
But that didn’t fit the situation in this case. There had been three tries on my life. The jets of our gas stove turned on while I was napping over a cup of coffee late of a cold night in the kitchen, with door and windows closed. The pulley of our extension ladder failing to hold while I was up painting the eaves of the house. And now the drained brake fluid.
It was no important case. All of my work at the moment was routine. They say I am getting old, but don’t you believe it. I’ve got some good cases ahead of me yet. They say I was able to get away with my shady tricks when I was younger, but that I’m slipping and can’t get away with them now. Don’t you believe it. In my business, you’ve always got to get away with them. And when Frank Foley is all washed up, Frank Foley will be the first one to know it.
The situation in this case was worse. The situation in this case was strictly a family affair. All the attempts on my life had been made at home, either by my wife Sue or our boy Sam. Sounds nuts because we’re a happy family usually. (6)
But there it was. Either Sue or Sam could have snafu’d the pulley on the extension ladder, and either one of them could have turned on the gas jets after I had dozed. As for the drained brake fluid, Sue didn’t know a spark plug from the carburetor air intake, (7)
, but Sam was a hot rod with his own beat-up jalopy and knew as much about cars as anyone since old Henry Ford himself. (8)
Right, so because the attempts were all basically at home, the logical conclusion is to blame the family, rather than oh, I dunno, assume someone wants you and all your family dead?
This is how Marlowe wants us to reason about this.
Because only manly men can be mechanics!
🙄
I was not expecting this tidbit, but if he refers to any other famous old white men like family, I’m gonna lose it.
I went inside and sat down at the kitchen table. Sam was still lingering over his coffee before heading over to the high school. Sue was doing the dishes and humming. She turned around and said:
S’matter dear, something wrong with the car?
You better ask Sammy,
I suggested.
Sammy? But why?
I don’t get it, pop,
Sammy said, still drinking his coffee.
The other two times, I had said nothing. Accidents. You don’t accuse your own wife and son of trying to kill you unless you’re sure. But the drained brake fluid was no accident. I swept Sammy’s coffee cup off the table with my right hand and grabbed the front of his shirt. Sue screamed with surprise as I dragged Sammy to his feet. (9)
Yeah, no shit, but being convinced doesn’t make you right.
To Marlowe’s credit, that’s actually a reasonable reaction from the other characters.
You drained out the brake fluid,
I said.
I don’t know what you’re talking about, pop. What’s the matter with you? You’ll rip the shirt!
"Lay off of him for crying out loud, Frank, (10)
Sue cried out.
I can’t tell yet if this is just old-timey speak or if this man simply has a REALLY hard time writing women’s dialog.
Lay off of him,
I said, repeating her words and imitating her tone. This always exasperated Sue. (11)
She put down her dish rag and came over to me and hollered:
LMAO, so he’s doing this deliberately?
Well, you haven’t said what’s the matter.
I said he drained the brake fluid out of the car. I could have killed myself.
That’s ridiculous, Frank, and you know it. Why would Sam do a thing like that?
How should I know why he’d do a thing like that?
Why don’t you let go of him?
I did so, and Sammy slumped down into his chair. How should I know,
I went on, why either one of you would bollocks up the extension ladder or turn on the gas jets right here in the kitchen while I was dozing?
What?
Sue gasped. What did you say?
You heard right, mom,
Sammy said, staring at me as if I’d just escaped from the twentieth century equivalent of bedlam.
Frank, you’ve been working too hard,
Sue said. Why don’t you take a vacation? We could go off to—
(12)
Yes, this is totally how a woman reacts to her husband becoming violent towards their child. Totally… not.
Oh, to hell with a vacation,
I said, but I was simmering down. They both looked so completely innocent, it kind of stopped me. Add to that fact that my family had no reason in the world for trying to kill me, and I was almost inclined to believe them.
Except that you couldn’t change the facts. You couldn’t change what had happened. (13)
Sir, you’ve been working off nothing but your own prejudice this entire time.
I turned around without saying anything and headed for the door. Why don’t you drop in on Doc Mundin on the way to work?
Sue suggested.
I slammed the door and went out to the wife’s car and got in and drove downtown. All the way down, you could have threaded a needle with the line my lips made.
There was one customer in my waiting room when I reached the office. I offered him a curt nod and went by the inner door. Be right with you,
I mumbled. He didn’t respond. He was a short, chunky man with hips as wide as his shoulders and a flabby, loose-jowled face but a chest like a barrel. I gave him a double take when he failed to respond. I said, Well, do you want to see a private detective or don’t you?
I want to see you,
he said.
Somehow, I didn’t like the way he said it, but let it ride. Be right with you,
I told him as I unlocked the inner door and moved