Loose Screws – Tornillos Sueltos: Sarcastic Poetry Ii - Poesias Sarcastica Ii

By Janet Rosario and Samantha Reyes

Poesía sarcástica 2 es una compilación de cartas, poemas y quejas, agresivas pasivas de forma “constructiva”. Criticismo lleno con toda la ira, cólera y enojo; cumplidos y sentimientos de una mujer ordinaria, que puede ser fácilmente relacionada con la mayoría de las mujeres hoy día. Una vez más, Janet Rosario utiliza su elocuencia y humor sarcástico, en una forma artística para expresarse en una forma moderna, aunque urbana para su entretenimiento. Esta compilación promete ser interesante y muy entretenida. “Supervisión parenteral es recomendada” Contenido adulto como lenguaje inapropiado, tendencias obscuras, y humor erótico, explicito son expresados de manera jocosa. No apto para menores, o gente demasiado sensitiva. Para una doble dosis de sarcasmo jocoso, vea también poesía sarcástica 1 edición bilingüe.

Sarcastic poetry 2 is a compilation of letters, poems and complaints, in a passive aggressive and "constructive" way. Criticism; filled with all anger, animosity and fury; compliments and feelings of an ordinary woman; which can be easily related to most women on this day and age.
Once again Janet Rosario uses her eloquence and sarcastic humor, in an artistic way to express herself in a modern, albeit urban way, for your entertainment. This compilation promises to be interesting and very entertaining. “Parenteral supervision is recommended for this book” Adult content such as inappropriate language, dark tendencies and explicit erotic humor is expressed in a joyful way. Not recommended for minors or sensitive people.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Nov 6, 2019
• ISBN: 9781796066326

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Copyright © 2019 by Janet Rosario.

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Contents

Dedication

Introduccion

Loose Screws

Witch sister fell out of the coo-coos nest?

The rocking of the empty cradle

Lovers Attestation

Slipped Away

Dozed off

A Toast

Judge Me

Who Cares?

The other woman

Mac the ripper

Your love my religion

Chronicles of the mistress

Temporary fantasy

Sugar drip

One step closer to leaving

Hard forgiving

Damn darling

Keep out!

The underhandedness

Facts that doesn’t justify

Speak up!

Life’s un-fair games

Hating on me

You’re Jeannie in a bottle

My Legacy

Where is home?

To the unsecure

Beautiful annoyance

Mother, my dearest mother

Hollow

Obsessive

As Time Turns

Keep Me Around

A Shout Out To All Spouses

What Hides Inside Me

Drowning

Dear Mama

Everlasting Love

Bottom Line

Atheist Lover

Swans Love

Unforgiving Seconds

Forever’s A Myth

My Dawns Of White Satin

The Ring

Seasonal Soulmate

Showboating A String

The Unsent Letter

Dear Date

Engraved Notes

Every Time, Anytime

My Dear Len

Just Say

My Euphoria

Let Him Go!

Some Roses

Never Enough

The Last 10 days

The Monster In Me

I Was Wrong

Show Me

Broken Wife

My Seven Wonders In The World

You Say You Love Me, But You Don’t

My Mirros Mirror

Do you Feel Me?

Do Upon Me

Yours

It’s Our Time

About The Author

The Ilustrator

PART TWO/PARTE DOS

Dedicacion

Introduccion

Tornillos Sueltos

Me Extrañaras

No Necesito Canciones

Semillita

Querida Mentira

A Tus Comentarios

El Loco De Contento

Ciega Perdida

Antes Que Nada

Que Porque Te Amo?

Lo Que Un Día Quise

Condenado

Cuál De Los Dos Mas Desdichado?

Mi Jibaro Moderno

Lucidez Silenciosa

Harta De Odio

Sentenciada

Que Si Aun Te Amo?

Tus Ojos

Encuentrame

Mil Y Una Excusas

Mi Lamento A Borinquén

Carta De Despedida

Tu voz

Perfectamente Imperfecto

La Guerra Eterna

La Santita Aburrida

Retorno

Tu Amor Mi Religion

Mi Odisea

Los Zapatos De Papa

Bendición Abuela

Quise Ser

Amame

Ingrato Concubino

El Amor También Se Muere

Alas Negras

Por Ti

No me conformo

El Ultimo Poema

Sobre la Autora

La Ilustradora

Dedication

To my best friend; my defender,

my true love and my soul mate.

Loving you completes me.

DR. Lenny Tua Mendez,

You have given me more happiness

and tears of joy;

than anyone can ask for.

Thank you for making me happy again!

Thank you for bringing me back to life!

I Love You, Forever!

JEANNIE

Introduccion

Dear readers:

Once again I thank you all for your support. Please keep in mind that even if some of my writings are from personal experiences, my creativity and imagination were written with no intentions to hurt, offend, disrespect, or harm any group of individuals. All names are fictitious. Some of the information gathered herein is from sources considered reliable… maybe. Accuracy however is another thing. If anyone is offended by any content herein… get over it! I will not apologize. God bless the freedom of speech.

People who write or email me because I made a spelling error or because my perspectives are wrong and theirs are right… Don’t bother! Please do not waste your time.

Enjoy!

Loose Screws

I grew very tired and at times very weak on the path, but I held onto my bag tightly and kept walking never looking back. Until one day a few people said: let me help you with that. When I handed them over my bag they complained that it was too heavy, that it was too bad. What’s in it? They would always ask and I would always explain. It’s my bag of loose screws and with it carries all of my pain.

A screw that fell off me every time I feverishly, unselfishly and blindly gave a piece of me and of my soul to someone or something I truly believed in and was let down. Making a promise to myself that someday I would fix myself back together again or that maybe someday God would send me the hero I’ve waited for so long. For what? What would you gain? They continued to ask. To help me reach the places I could not reach and slay, but to finally be just one solid piece again.

I hopelessly carry my loose screws with me not giving up on my dreams no matter how hard or crazy things get. I still hold on to whatever I got left. Waiting and searching for that day to come, they are heavy and quite a burden but they helped me to overcome… Why don’t you just let it go? They continue to criticize. I will never let go of who I am or who I was. I can only get better. So I hang on a bit longer. I give thanks for all the good and the bad because like the saying goes: What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

Don’t worry about my loose screws. Worry about your own, that while you sit there and judge others you neglect to see as yours fall off on its own. I may be broken with a few loose screws but I stay true to myself and my loved ones.

I have a heart of gold. And when I love, I love hard but I know when to let go.

There is no space for hate in this precious old soul, but I know that someday… just one day I’ll get to be the whole person I used to love to be, And not a broken me. Believe in me and you’ll see. I am who I am. There is only one me.

Witch sister fell out of the coo-coos nest?

I have a few sisters no need to say their names. Not perfect; in fact some are quite insane.

I love them with all my heart even if I don’t see them every day, even if they’ve hurt me beyond repair, even if they take a loan from me and never pay.

Years can go by and maybe still no phone calls, years can go by and maybe not even