How to Clean Your Holes

By Jackie Stubley Thomas

This book is a realistic view of trying to get children to clean up their act when it comes to hygiene. It’s not polished and not fake, but it gets the point across to kids that make them listen in a lighthearted way to keep them clean. This is a funny book to read and to help kids know a little more.

It’s funny but not funny when you get a health problem.
It’s funny but not funny when you are afraid.
It’s funny but not funny when it hurts.
It’s funny but not funny when a doctor is needed.

Educating kids on cleaning our bodies is something that we take for granted. We teach our kids every day. We forget to reteach because we think they got it drilled into their brain. In reality, as the experts would say, children’s brains are like sponges. That’s right. They go right back to their original, main form—the untaught, if not retaught, form or the form of youthfulness. So if you don’t teach, reteach, and reteach again, they forget. So teach kids about our bodies that need to be kept clean so it doesn’t rot!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Jul 1, 2019
• ISBN: 9781796032406

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Copyright © 2019 by Jackie Stubley Thomas

Photography by Jackie Stubley Thomas

Library of Congress Control Number:   2019906354

ISBN:             Hardcover               978-1-7960-3242-0

                         Softcover                 978-1-7960-3241-3

                       eBook                       978-1-7960-3240-6

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CONTENTS

No. 1: Mouth Hole

No. 2: Butthole

No. 3: Pee Hole

No. 4: Eye Hole

No. 5: Nose Hole

No. 6: Ear Holes

No. 7: Belly Button Hole

This book is dedicated to my daughter, Gloria. For the past ten years, it was a rough road. I have struggled in many ways because of the directions she took and the decisions she made.

In the long run, she has given me the most joy any person could ever wish for: granddaughters. It is a special blessing to be around the things that happen on a daily basis with the girls and to hear the things that come out of their mouths. These little girls are heaven on earth. I am blessed because of Gloria.

Thank you for the crazy life you have given me.

Thank you.

I love you.

Mom

It all started when Nancy was about seven