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    Whoop’S Apostrophe . . . ! #7
    Whoop’S Apostrophe . . . ! #7
    Whoop’S Apostrophe . . . ! #7
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    Whoop’S Apostrophe . . . ! #7

    By Murray L. Peters

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    They thought it was all over. It is now! This is the last one, seriously!

    Every one from now on a daily basis but only via Twitter and Facebook!

    Got an English teacher in your family or who you like? Buy this (or Whoops Apostrophe . . . ! #16) via peterlmurray@hotmail.co.uk.

    And all of this just so as you know when and where to put it in and when and where not to!

    Im sure all your English teachers said, If in doubt, leave it out!

    BUY! ENJOY! LAUGH! SHOW! TELL! SHARE!

    Buy them for DOCTORS and DENTISTS (for their Waiting Rooms!) and Hospitals (Waiting Areas and for Patients).

    For Planes, Trains, and Automobiles! For your Facilities and Bathrooms at home! Buy them for your Local Caf or Snack Bar! For your Grandparents theyll remember what they are!! Care Homes! Hotel Foyers!

    (Perfectly imperfect punctuationphotos by Peter Perfect)
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAuthorHouse UK
    Release dateApr 30, 2018
    ISBN9781546292197
    Whoop’S Apostrophe . . . ! #7
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    Murray L. Peters

    (P. S. - Murray L. Peters is also the intrepid writer of a series of novels entitled ‘BOYLE-BREATH’… where his eponymous teacher-alien-hero attempts to right the wrongs of our little planet – from bullying to murder, Social Workers to Vampires, Political Correctness to Health & Safety! Oh yes, by the power of his FARTS? (Breath, smells, pongs & perfumes…). B-Bs #1, #2, #3 all out there; #4 (The Prequel) & #5 (the Last) ‘in medias res’!!! ? “…charming and thought provoking…innovative…ingenious plot…” Jill Allan (Clarion). “BREATHTAKING” – The Zeronian Bugle

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      Whoop’S Apostrophe . . . ! #7 - Murray L. Peters

      WHOOP’S

      APOSTROPHE … !

      #7

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      © 2018 Murray L. Peters. All rights reserved.

      No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.

      Published by AuthorHouse 04/28/2018

      ISBN: 978-1-5462-9218-0 (sc)

      ISBN: 978-1-5462-9219-7 (e)

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      DEDICATION

      To Mr. Andrew Ward!

      My first APT English in my teaching ‘career’; my Probationary mentor; the best Staff Football Team Left Back in the world, and always there for the 5s!

      He coined a phrase that has stuck with me always - Anything that you’d like to tell me, son? as he’d peer out a narrow window section of his perpendicularly-along classroom, in my early days of using Corporal Punishment (the tawse) - on the odd unfortunate, but deserved, recipient!

      A jocular phrase of course, but concerned always, as in did I need to divulge circumstances / need his help… My hero.

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