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Boyle-Breath
Boyle-Breath
Boyle-Breath
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Mr Boyle was a teacher, but smelly ~ VERY VERY smelly!
Born on Zeronia, but brought up on the planet Earth, he could still come
up smelling of roses? Couldnt he?
Flying pigs, vampire twins ~ indeed dysfunctional families galore wouldnt
help him. Neither would machine-guns, 7 nails, a firestarter, a wrestler,
bullies or Nazi zombies. Bert from Sesame Street would try, religion,
fostering, a dog, and Social Workers too, but School Refusers, anorexia,
depression, airguns, and even political correctness would let evil win
once again...?
Romance, and another teacher from outer space would try to save the day...
It would all turn out for the best, yeah...?
Hey, weve all been to school yeah? We all remember the stinker in the
class yeah? What if it was the teacher?! What if he could smell you out, and change you... It could save your life.
LanguageEnglish
Release dateNov 29, 2010
ISBN9781467006439
Boyle-Breath
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Murray L. Peters

(P. S. - Murray L. Peters is also the intrepid writer of a series of novels entitled ‘BOYLE-BREATH’… where his eponymous teacher-alien-hero attempts to right the wrongs of our little planet – from bullying to murder, Social Workers to Vampires, Political Correctness to Health & Safety! Oh yes, by the power of his FARTS? (Breath, smells, pongs & perfumes…). B-Bs #1, #2, #3 all out there; #4 (The Prequel) & #5 (the Last) ‘in medias res’!!! ? “…charming and thought provoking…innovative…ingenious plot…” Jill Allan (Clarion). “BREATHTAKING” – The Zeronian Bugle

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