Zach in His Trippy Days at the Green Coffee Shop

By Deandre Dorsey

My novel is about a young black man who started to have a bad dream when all marijuana businesses were demolish & burns except the green coffee shop that was still standing. When Zack ran out the from the front door taunting the authorities with blunts & joints in his fingers. Then the firefighters & swat teams ran inside the green coffee shop. Then the firefighters began to spray Zack with fire holes up in the ceiling. When the firefighters stop spraying Zack, he reach for his drugs until a strict republican senator stands over Zack & shoot him until he relies that he a bad dream while having morning sex with his girlfriend.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Nov 28, 2016
• ISBN: 9781524652265

Book preview

Zack’s first Trippy Morning

T his came in Senator Cam Wiggs has mysteriously won the ballet of banishing all marijuana business in the state of Colorado. The trash men and police officers where outside taking everything out the weed stores & toss it in the fiery dumpsters. All of the store owners, managers, & employees sat back to watch their businesses get trash broken & be destroyed by Colorado police department. One officer look further on down see on weed business still standing. The Colorado police & their fiery dumpster track rode up to the green coffee shop their police officers & trash men got out of their vehicles & began calling out their new employee Zack Latimore.

Zack sat calmly at around table rolling up his 8th monster kush diesel blunt. The officers draw their guns one officer scream HEY PUT THAT MONSTER KUSH DIESEL WITH WHITE OWL BLUNT DOWN NOW! all the officers drew back their guns looks at the shouting officer with confusion.

HOW DO YOU KNOW HE’S SMOKING A BLUNT said officer #1

YEAH, HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S HE’S SMOKING said female officer

"I KNOW WHAT MOSTER KUSH DIESEL IN A BLUNT LOOKS LIKE OK……

IT LOOKS LIKE NORTHEN LIGHTS WEED

NO, IT’S THE XXX WHITE WIDOW ITS GOING TO KILL HIM

As the officers still arguing at each other the captain grab his 12 gauge put three shots in the air to silence everyone.

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN, FUCK, SHIT, ON WHAT HE’S SMOKING IN THERE WE GOT A JOB TO DO SO LETS DO IT.

Zack rushes out the front do with four blunts in each fingers with cheerful vibe and said dats it I’m smoking I don’t give a damn, fuck, shit now dats is real nigga shit for ya. As Zack took a puff with all four blunts two in his mouth & two in each nostrils and said I love the smell of green in the morning. Then out of nowhere a firefighter burst through the cops & trash man with a huge waterholes aim it Zack & open fire spraying Zack back inside the green coffee shop with screams and up to the ceiling spinning around like ceiling fan. Once the firefighter stop spraying him, Zack fell down on the floor soaked he slightly lift his head up to see a joint. Crawling like Bruce Willis in die-hard the captain and his fellow officers ran inside surround him with guns. The firefighter walk up turn Zack around as he breathes heavily then he made his last words to the authorities around him.

MY GRRREEEN LIVE MATTER LIKE BLACK LIVE MATTER BITCH! Said Zack

The captain gave a gun to the firefighter, he took off his helmet it was the man himself Sen. Cam Wiggs point the gun at him and said "Now that is some real nigga shit. He shot his Zack woke up toss his girlfriend Wendy chance who was giving him a blowjob recently. As he breathe heavily like he did in his dream his alarm have gone off at six o five A.M.

What time do I have to be a work? Said Zack

At eight, Zack said Wendy with cut on her lip.

Zack got up from their bed naked & walk straight to the bathroom open the cabinet door where he keeps all his marijuana & papers in. He takes his tray grab his marijuana and began rolling up four joints before he start getting ready for his new job. Wendy kick down the bathroom door like she’s training for karate.

HIIIIIIII-YAHHHHHHH, WHO ARE YOU, WHY ARE YOU ROLLING UP ME & MY BOYFRIEND’S WEED, HUH? Said Wendy standing in a karate position.

YOU BETTER CALM YOUR RONDA ROUSEY, SLOPPY HEAD GAME ASS UP GIRL said Zack with a joint between his hands.

Wendy slowly walk up to Zack like she wants to have sex with him. She took his tray away from him & took one of his joints squats down between his legs & begin to smoke taking two puffs. She look him in his eyes curl her index finger & said.

Come here I have to tell you something? said Wendy but very quiet & seductive.

In her lust & love controlling him he slowly lean his head towards her. She quickly got him on the bathroom putting in him in the arm bar as he quickly said WHAT THA FUC!

As she put more pressure to pull harder she said I’ll break it like she do!

STOP I MEAN IT, WENDY, STOP! Said Zack

Wendy let go Zack’s arm he got up holding his arm when she finally ask him what’s was wrong with him that made him threw her on the ground.

Ok, Zack what the hell is wrong that made you jump away from me ? Said Wendy

Zack got up from the ground sat right back down on the toilet took his joint that Wendy smoke and said.

I …..I just had the most horrible dream or nightmare? said Zack

What? said Wendy?

It was about all marijuana businesses where getting shut down by a senator. It was crazy, I mean all the police were out trashing the stores & a fiery dump truck was there so the cops can throw everything & properly everyone in it? said Zack.

A fiery dump truck, seriously? said Wendy

Yeah! But that’s not all I was at new job rolling up blunts & the cops had the place surrounded like I was Samuel Jackson in the negotiator. Said Zack

That’s cool movie! said Wendy

Yeah I know! Said Zack

Once Zack continues the story took three more puffs before he finish the rest.

I came out with four blunts in each fingers like I was throwing up gang signs but I didn’t I was going go out like Al Pacino in Scarface."

I was putting blunts in my mouth & nose to really flick them off & I said what the captain said I ’am smoking that I don’t give a fuck, shit, damn. So a firefighter came out of nowhere blast me back inside the shop & up the ceiling. When he stop everybody else came inside pointed their guns at me as I crawl to one of my blunts until the firefighter came took off his helmet who was the senator grab a gun & said now that was some real nigga shit & shot me." Said Zack

Wendy was steering at Zack pulse for a second then jump up with excitement.

THAT THE BEST FUCKING STORY EVER! Said Wendy.

What, no it was horrible fucking dream! said Zack

"Zach just think you were the only black guy that was there