Monkey Engine

By Bernard Scrooge

Engine is a chapbook about youth and opinions. It was of poetry and pioneer to modern reality. The title was from working on diesel engines and other matters at an early age excessively. Diversifying some of the labor was complex. The labor from which this book did stem from was refined.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: May 4, 2016
• ISBN: 9781514473986

Bernard Scrooge

Jason Hurlburt, or Bernard Scrooge, did become a mechanic at a young age as well as a mechanist. He was resembling his grandfathers and father. The books he writes are quite a bit similar. He was a fellmonger for years too. He was a lumberjack since the age of 5. He was a stoneman since the age of 5. He accumulated many other statuses.

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Copyright © 2016 by Bernard Scrooge.

ISBN:      Softcover      978-1-5144-7397-9

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CONTENTS

PARADISE OF LIES

OLIVIA NEWTON JOHNS

THE FIERY CLOUD

ANTI-ORIENTALISM

THE BUZZARD

FANNY-HILLISHNESS

AIRKIKE

THE MAN WHO RESOLD THE WORLD

VANTAGE POINTISM

THE DYNAMITERDOM

THE DAMNATIONDOM

THE SUPERPASSIONDOM

THE GOODNESSDOM

THE SUPERMARTYRDOM

GARGOOGOLNAIRE

TO IGNORE A MOCKINGBIRD

To George Browne Post

like a pyramid of fire . . .

John Milton

Paradise Lost

PARADISE OF LIES

Einseinhowserese. The manspider.

The Manspider. Trumanese.

Neil Jordan's Jordanese. Neilesque

Jordanism. Air Jordanesque. Air

Jordanism. Miranda Richardsons.

Richardsonese. Michael Jordan's Jordanese.

Johnsonese of Vantage Pointism.

Magic Johnson's Johnsonese. Reaese.

Fergusism. Crying Gameism.

Dillism.Judeism. The Little Oral Anniesque

superobliviondom. The anti-Thoreauisms.

Harrisesquely and Harrisianly, Thomas Harris's

anti-Harrisism, Harrisianism, and

anti-Harrisianism was pronounced sound--the

Harrisian, anti-Harrisesque, anti-Harrisian,

and Harrisan horror was too superior.

The Anthony Hopkins's Hopkinsianly

and Hopkinsesquely diverse

Hopkinsian horror wet the appetite.

Pleasencese. Hestonese. Wallacese.

Collodiese. Whitakeresquely Whitakerese

was super-duper-fine. Barnumesesque

The Crying Game was super-duper-fun.

Kiplingesesque Fergusism was ultrafine

pleofun. Stephensese. Lucasese. Golden

Axesque Einsteinese. Einsensteinese.

Chamberlainese. Wilt's. And, a

duplex of Richard's. Golden Axese.

The hay elevatoresque, hay boxesque

hay wagonesque, hay balesque, and

hay forkesque antiuniversityism.

The Holsteindom. The Herfordom.

The balerdom. The antimusicdomousness.

The gizzardom.

OLIVIA NEWTON JOHNS

Yeatsianly, unbraindom's superkikish

megafeverdomousness or lethal-worthless superfeverdomousness.

Crowleyianly, the fascinating thing's wraithdomousness and

wrathdomousness devoured the

freezer, indirectly, inciting the buzz, and the

ghostdomousness and the violetdomousness was

Beethovenianly

achieved. Phineusism. The Harpiesism.

The cloudism of the godesses of storms.

The Mengeledomousness.

The Mengeledoms and the Mengeledom.

The Mengeledomishnesses, Mengeledomousnesses,

and Mengeledomishness. The new languge was

Mengelese. Joseph Mengele.

THE FIERY CLOUD

Pythagoras of Samosesque, Samosesque

ergo sumism. The cogito, ergo sumism.

The ergosumism. The mankindomousness.

The supermandomous supermandomousness.

The ergosum.

The ergo-sum. The summum bonumesque antiskepticism.

The skepticesque summum bonumism.

The antiholism. The antideterminism.

The antiteleology. The Pygmalionese.

The supermanese. The mankindom. The Pygmaliondom.

The Pygmaliondomous Pygmaliondomousness.

The Shawdomous Shawdom or Shawdomousness.

The anticosmology.

The antiaesthetics.

The antimechanism.

The antivitalism.

The unemerged evolution.

Gottlob Frege's Fregeism, Fregeianly, Fregesquely,

Fregean. The anti-Eisteinian, non-Einsteinian Harpiesesque,

Phineusesque The Cloud, Cloudism, of Arthur Hacker, Hackeresquely.

Hacker-esque. Hadadism. Syrian deity's religion.

Hamanism