Mae Clarke Overdrive

By CECIL JEWETTE

Googolquinplexnaire was a chapbook about America and the world.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Jul 1, 2014
• ISBN: 9781493195763

CECIL JEWETTE

Shearerology was a biography of Norma Shearer, Stephen Kiss plans on releasing, in the next few years. Stephen Kiss was in an altercation with a bat and board, after he came up with the world's biggest bat named Niggerface, in the second official Norma Shearer novel Herstory. His monster Mickey King Kong was more than a googolplex foot tall and much, much more than infinity feet tall, an endless monster, too, as well. Stephen Kiss was shot, once, stabbed, hit in the head with a baton, hit in the head with a beer bottle, and other things, before being completely reformed after becoming a rap sheet. His big bangs and explosive amplifications are matters of astronomy, which explain unknown matters of space. He discovered a surplus of more than one big bang. Explosive amplifications are more theoretical, paradoxically. 666 Magnum is a novel, he's going to release, eventually, which is about the world's biggest gun or weapon. He's writing 666 Magnum under the nom de plume: Clint Nicholson. This nom de plume was based on Clint Eastwood and Jack Nicholson. Jeerer is a novel he did under: Jim Bronson. Jim Bronson was a nom de plume based on Joseph Conrad's Lord Jim and Charles Bronson. Herbert Kipps Titus Oates was the nom de plume he used for Outer Zone, which was based on H.G. Wells, Leslie Stephens, Rod Serling, Titus Oates, and Joyce Carol Oates. Invisible Puppet was a short story he will release, eventually. Clive Fish was based on Clive Barker and Albert Fish. Clive Fish was his nom de plume for Invisible Werewolf. Invisible Werewolf was a story about the biggest werewolf, which was invisible, partly. Big Monster was his novel about Big Ed, which was written under Rudyard Siodmak, which was based on Rudyard Kipling and Kurt Siodmak. J.R.R.R.R. Tolystoy was the nom de plume he used to write War and Peace Three, a concoction of J.B. Watson and Leo Tolstoy. J.R.R.R. Faulkner was a combination of John Steinbeck, John Dos Pasos, and William Faulkner for the novel: Citizen Pinhead. For barely several years, he has worked on his memoir, a borrowed title of Herman Melville, which was borrowed from the first novel, of Herman Melville, Typee, and this memoir was entitled Rage and Pain.

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MAE CLARKE

OVERDRIVE

CECIL JEWETTE

Copyright © 2014 by CECIL JEWETTE.

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CONTENTS

THE FINK

N

WONDERHEAD’S SUPERMANLAND

20,000 FEET TALL

BAMBISTER

THE NULLIFIDIAN

THE BAILIFFETTE

THE WESTERN WORLD

JILLIONAIRE

THE GAZILLIONAIRE

PLANTS AND/OR PLANTATIONS

BIG SWASTIKA

BIG NEW WORLD

FATHERSTER

WORLD FIVE

THE LAST NEW YORKER

THE CETACEAN

GOPHERWOOD

THE SYCOPHANT

THE NIGGER

DOG-CHEAP DEICIDE

THE RYE

THE DEICIDEISM

1983

GLENN CLOSESQUE BROAD

ANNILINGUS

THE VIGITILLIONAIRE

UNBUGGERY

NEO-NAZISM

THE NEO-SKINHEAD

THE UNDERBELLY

ART OF BLOOD

SUBNUMBER

POSTER ART

FUN FOR HYMIE WEIS

HOURS OF HAPPINESS

THE ORNITHOLOGIST

THE SYCOPHANT

PAPOPHILIA

DISOWNED RELATIVES

INJUSTICE

THE CUFFY

MR. NIGGER

BLANKNESS

MR. YOUTH

CITIZEN MISTER

YES BETTY GRABLE YES

BAMBISAURUS

MR. PEDOCIDE

LENTICULA

OUR MR. MAYER

INVISIBLE MONSTER

MR. ZOMBIE

PEDOPHILIA

RODIN 1

RODIN 2

RODIN 3

RODIN 4

RODIN 5

MR. VAMPIRE

THE FATHEAD

GOOGOLPLEXIANTHS

THE PONDS

KING MISTER

THE DECALOG

UNCLE TOM’S CORPSE

MARE’S-TAIL

SARAH BERNHARTESQUE MENTICIDE

MORGAN LE FAY AND MOIRA SHEARER

DEAD PONY

GOLD DIGGER OR VICTORIA PRINCIPAL

ABOUT THE BOOK

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

To Harold P. Brown over Audenism, anti-Audenism, Mae Clarkeism, cold bloodism, antiexistentialism, anti-Clintonism, anti-Spielbergism, anti-Kingism, anti-Beatonism, King Baggot, anti-Oatesism, anti-Leeism, Leeism, Viviaism, Electric Forestism, Leeophilia, Leeophobia, Tanith Leeism, Harper Leeism, Witch-Wifeism, Frankensteinism, anti-Morissettism, Morissetteism, Morissettism, Morissettian fun, Feast on Scrapsism, Purgatoryism, Black Sabbathism, Ozzie Osbourneism, Osbourneism, Osbournism, anti-Osbourneism, anti-Osbournism, Nicholsonism, Wolfism, Blood and Sandism, Jokerism, Wilburism, Chaplinism, Barrymoreism, Nykvistism, pinkoism, Yellow Submarineism, Megadeathism, Nirvanaism, Rabid Toothism, Childhood’s Endism, Salem’s Lotism, Shiningism, Forms of Heavenism, Bad Seedism, Tommy Boyism, Midnight Expressism, Beatonism, Sabuism, anti-Shawism, Shawism, Bernard Shawism, Golden Axeism, Bad Assism, Pratchettism, anti-Pratchettism, Rowlingophobia, sycophants, Joseph Silkism, Silkism, Gene Thompsonism, Thompsonism, Lupeism, Meatheadism. Rob Reinerism. Stringfellow Hawkeism, Dominic Santiniism, Mike Stivicism, Dingbatism, Frank Bachism, Frank Blackism, Cigarette-Smoking Manism. Cancer Manism. Emma Thompsonism, Thompsonism, Jonah Hexism, Joe Kiddism, Josey Walesism, Dirty Harryism, anti-Eastwoodism, Eastwoodism, pedophiles, politicians, singers, niggers, and the rest of the slime, in the world. To Harold P. Brown, thanks to myself for dropping the kikes’ maggots, right through life. There could only be too many guineas’ parasites. There are no’s which apply to Harold P. Brown. The penname was based on Henry James, Eric Wright, Eric Zilch, George Orwell, Will Wheaton, Davros, Lestat, Jaffe, Terry Nation, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Gene Roddenberry, Alfred Hitchcock, Robert Bloch, William James, Frank Davis, Larry Cohen, Herman Cohen, Henry James Ford, Art Carney, P.T. Barnum, Sir Cecil Beaton, Mario Puzo, Sir Charles Lyell, George Browne Post, Dylan Thomas, Charles Coffin Jewette, Mario Bava, Ralph Nader, Winston Churchell, William Bolitho, William Shakespeare, Larry Flynt, Dwaine B. Tinsley, Hugh Hefner, Sir Thomas More, Percy Shelley, Barnard Nobel, Irving Thalberg, W.C. Fields, Marina Sirtis, Kurt Vonnegut, Kurt Cobain, Karel Capek, Woody Allen, Woody Harrelson, Woody Woodpecker, Adam Smith, Edwin Hubble, Edwin H. Hall, Curley Howard, Michael Crighton, Eddie Murphy, Aristotle, Isaac Asimov, and Adam Sandler, as well.

THE FINK

I left Warmongerland and Finkland, squirting spermies on

a black pony, resembling