To Lie or Steal, Etc.

By Vincent Shakespeare

The chapbook To Lie or Steal, Etc. was written to express his contempt of white-collar crime and bigotry. The book of poems is science fiction and the vague, modern world. The book was borrowed from the letters of Vincent van Gogh. The nom de plume was based on William Shakespeare’s last name and Vincent van Gogh’s first name.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: May 5, 2016
• ISBN: 9781514473955

Vincent Shakespeare

Vincent Shakespeare is a theoretical physicist. He is a novelist and a poet. He resides in Endicott, New York and was born in Binghamton, New York. He is original source of big bang hole, unobservable universe, and universe theory.

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TO LIE

OR

STEAL, ETC.

Vincent Shakespeare

Copyright © 2016 by Vincent Shakespeare.

ISBN:        eBook                978-1-5144-7395-5

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the copyright owner.

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Rev. date: 03/10/2016

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CONTENTS

THE WERECLOUD

ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WEMON

THE UNMONSTER

FUTURE SHOCK PEOPLE

SHREW PEOPLE

NEWT PEOPLE

BONDAGE PEOPLE

SELF-CENTERED

SHOVELAND

PINK PONY

NIGHT OF THE DEAD RINGERS

MISANTHROPY

HOUSE OF FLIES

POOR SUBSUBMASS

SUPERGREEDINESS

AIRGIRL

SKYPIRATE

SPACE PIRATE

CLOUD OF FIRE

CROWD OF FEAR

666 CLUB

WEMONISM: THE RELIGION

MONSTERETTEDOM

THE PSILANTHROPISTDOM

FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF

TERMITE BOYS

To Vincent van Gogh

We are already ordered to not to lie or steal, etc.

Vincent van Gogh

THE WERECLOUD

The superputrid, Crystal Clubesque

werepussy unswallowed

the megaputrid superstinger.

The anti-Sandersnomics. The anti-Hellerism of

Joseph Heller. The Hellerianism and the

anti-Hellerianism. Hellerdom.

Hellerdoms. Salingerdom. Salingerese.

Hellerese. The wemondomesque,

wemonesque wemondomousness.

The wemonosophy. The wemonomics.

The antiwemonomics. The wemonishness.

The wemonishnesses. The wemonic wemonicnesses

and wemonicness. The superwemondom.

The wemondoms. The nigger wemon dampened

the bloodshedomousness. The hooeydom.

The hoodwinkdom. The hoofdom.

The hoofdomousness. The herpesdom.

The herpesdomousness. The herpesdomousness.

The massdom. The retardomousness.

The nigger retardom.

The McMass.

Salingerdoms. Hellernomics.

Salingernomics. Kierkegaardnomics.

Kierkegaardom. Kierkegaardese.

Kierkegaardoms. Sandersese.

Clintonese. Cruzese. Trumpese. Trumpdom.

Trumpdoms. Clintondom of Bill and Hillary.

Cruzdom. Sandersdoms. Sandersdom.

The big, Sam Carresque

Vulcan’s sparklers. David Berkowitz’s

neighbor, Harveyesque, scumbagdomesque

Larry Flynt’s Flyntdom. Jimmy Flyntesque

your snooze, bews it. Straight as can be,

by hook or crook, guzzle flamingo.

There, the fags of America.

The anti-Sandersesque, anti-Sandersian.

The anti-Sandersesque, anti-Sandersian,

anti-Kierkegaardesque, and

anti-Kierkegaardian Americans will have

their will of the people.

The anti-Sandersianism. The werescorpion

was a Spielberg-like, Dylan-like

supercloud of weretit. The weremouth

supersmudged the supermust werefin. The

supermustness. The werecrab pinched the

Virgin Mary’s shit. The porcupinedomousness.

The porcupinedoms.

The things were porcupinedomously

diverse, and dominatingdom of

the porcupinedomishness was

so much paramountcydom.

The sovreigntydom. The purgatorydom.

The