Beasts of Prey
By Hymie Hitler
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The book is comprised of unstructured free verse. Beasts of Prey was written, in less than year. The title was borrowed from Jack London's The Call of the Wild. He has been looking foward to selling more artful efforts.
Hymie Hitler
Shearerology was a biography of Norma Shearer, Stephen Kiss plans on releasing, in the next few years. Stephen Kiss was in an altercation with a bat and board, after he came up with the world's biggest bat named Niggerface, in the second official Norma Shearer novel Herstory. His monster Mickey King Kong was more than a googolplex foot tall and much, much more than infinity feet tall, an endless monster, too, as well. Stephen Kiss was shot, once, stabbed, hit in the head with a baton, hit in the head with a beer bottle, and other things, before being completely reformed after becoming a rap sheet. His big bangs and explosive amplifications are matters of astronomy, which explain unknown matters of space. He discovered a surplus of more than one big bang. Explosive amplifications are more theoretical, paradoxically. 666 Magnum is a novel, he's going to release, eventually, which is about the world's biggest gun or weapon. He's writing 666 Magnum under the nom de plume: Clint Nicholson. This nom de plume was based on Clint Eastwood and Jack Nicholson. Jeerer is a novel he did under: Jim Bronson. Jim Bronson was a nom de plume based on Joseph Conrad's Lord Jim and Charles Bronson. Herbert Kipps Titus Oates was the nom de plume he used for Outer Zone, which was based on H.G. Wells, Leslie Stephens, Rod Serling, Titus Oates, and Joyce Carol Oates. Invisible Puppet was a short story he will release, eventually. Clive Fish was based on Clive Barker and Albert Fish. Clive Fish was his nom de plume for Invisible Werewolf. Invisible Werewolf was a story about the biggest werewolf, which was invisible, partly. Big Monster was his novel about Big Ed, which was written under Rudyard Siodmak, which was based on Rudyard Kipling and Kurt Siodmak. J.R.R.R.R. Tolystoy was the nom de plume he used to write War and Peace Three, a concoction of J.B. Watson and Leo Tolstoy. J.R.R.R. Faulkner was a combination of John Steinbeck, John Dos Pasos, and William Faulkner for the novel: Citizen Pinhead. For barely several years, he has worked on his memoir, a borrowed title of Herman Melville, which was borrowed from the first novel, of Herman Melville, Typee, and this memoir was entitled Rage and Pain.
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Beasts of Prey - Hymie Hitler
SPIDERLAND AND FLYLAND
In Ptolemyan, Chomsky-esque
Limboland,
near Chomskyesque
Spiderland
and Ishiro Honda-esque or
Honda-esque Flyland, I, Flyzilla, read
in a Kubrickesque, Chaplinesque bathroom stall, in
Doughnut King, next to
Doughnutland, Burgerland, Burgerworld,
Absolutely Burger, Mr. Burger, Book King,
Book Shack, Movie Shack,
Movie King, Video Shack, Computer King, Radioland,
Radioserve, Radio King,
Radioworld, Mr. Radio, Radioman, Radiozilla,
and Computer Shack: Skinnerism and Waldenism
became superpopular and supermaniacal. The
blaphemous Spiderzilla, Hell Woman, or Hell
Girl resented the Lord
of the Flies, who resented Raymond Burr-esque Rawland and
Raymond Burr-esque Eraserland, bludgeoning
stolidness and Ex-Wifesque,
Frankensteinesque Robbie
the Blob Slayer,
The next line I read was: Hey, The Divorceeism or Divorceeism, of
Howard Hawkes and Howard Hawkes-esque
Raymond Burr
was the more pivotal quagmire of the goldesque, Grand Guignolesque,
Ursula Parrottesque,
Norma Sheareresque, Ex-Wifean, and
Ex-Wifeian
Normaworld, an
antiabsolutely superinvincible
King of ’Em, for he was a jolly
good antiabsolute guinea
junkie, who nobody
could deny Monroeism, Ex-Wifism,
Ex-Wifesianism,
or Ex-Wifeism of, the King of
Antiabsoluteness. I was reading the
comic book: Wonder Girl,
Wonder Boy, Wonder Mouse,
Wonder Dog, and Wonder Cat..
Hey,
Doughnutworld and Planetland,
Stoker-esque Norma Shearer
was here, avoiding snorting Raylene’s
Hispanic kike lips, of superabsoluteness. Niggers wanted
to entrap WASPs, and force them to act
entirely goaded, barely knowing it, and
being a worse superpatience, after being
forced to be Excalibur-devouring Sandfleas, submerged in
quasi-Christlike Couplandland
and Trillionairevania. Norma Sheareresque
Doughnut King
had been a Ptolemy-esque, Hubblesque,
Stalinesque, Lewis-esque,
Lawrencesque, millionairesque,
billionairesque, and superior
cure of wops and kikes’
quasi-absolute puppets, who were
less popular than the wereleech, weresandflea,
werefluke, or wereflea—
in England—smudgily!—
Genetics, menticides, Englands,
Frances, and
lie detection guaranteed Norma Sheareresque, Jill
Sheareresque, Moira
Sheareresque,
and Neve Campbellesque
WASPs rights, of Willis O’Brien-esque or
O’Brien-esque Waspophobia. Darryl Strawberry-esque,
Mike Tyson-esque WASPs rights
breathed without a Hymie or guinea, entrapping
them—and strangling them, hating the superior, wonderful,
Trillionairevanian, planet-stricken, 2050’s band:
Sarah Bernharts, which became
Norma Shearers, ex
post facto.
Ray Harryhausen-esque creatures were
the ultimate best, a regular Wizardland or Knightland.
A MONEYHEAD
Hackneyedly and unhackneyedly, I frowned on
hackneyedness,
unhackneyedness, and self-apparent, various
jukies, such as: Goetheheads,
Mare’s-tailheads, pussyheads, penisheads,
mathheads, paintingheads, sketchheads, moneyheads, sculptureheads,
easelheads, paletteheads, caviarheads, escargotheads,
chickenheads,