The Smallest Oasis
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The Smallest Oasis - Henry Porter
Copyright © 2015 by Henry Porter.
ISBN: Softcover 978-1-5144-2104-8
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CONTENTS
SUSAN CABOT'S VAGINADOMOUSNESS
FLUMADIDDLEDOM
ATLANTICADOM
JILL HAYWORTH'S REDEMPTIONDOM
MY WICKEDOM, WICKEDOMOUSNESS, AND SUFFERINGDOM
DO ELECTRIC ANTS DREAM OF TINA SMALL?
THE GORILLADOMOUSNESS
ALCHEMYDOMOUSNESS OF BEBE NEUWIRTH
THE REFUSALDOM
THE ANTI-MAINEISM
THE ARTDOMOUSNESS OF CHRISTINE MCINTYRE
PAINTED TOY
To William S. Porter
I am against it.
Abraham Lincoln
SUSAN CABOT'S VAGINADOMOUSNESS
Work can be all. 12 Monkeys more than dichotomy was an emaciated
exertion. I'm aptly sickened by the Susan Cabot-esque
unsuperpopulation. Hitler wasn't a
Czech. And, the Kathryn Raillyesque (Dr. Kathryn Raillyesque)
kike Asimov wasn't. I entirely hated wops my
entire life. And, to the spouting, Judesque (The Crying Game)
trash who firmly believes
turn the Jodyesque, Dilesque, Tommyesque, Davesque,
Deverouxesque, Maguiresque, and Colesque
cheek the other way, they can shove off. For white
trash who thinks you have to turn the Fergusesque,
Christine McIntyresque
cheek the other way, resembling
dead religions, they can be put in a Jill Kellyesque,
Susan Calbotesque drain. The sufferingdomousness.
They don't work, ruining America and the Cabotesque family tree of
Adolf Hitler. The sufferingdoms.
The wickedoms. The media perpetuates remarkable chosen people--yet,
they are more like Jeffrey Goinesesque
Heinrich Himmler and the (lady stooge) Bonnie Bonnellesque
mass hysteria Heinrich
Himmler depicted. The Cabot-esque
anti-Stokerianism. The anti-Stokerian,
Stokerianismesque R.M. Renfieldism and Stokerianism.
The anti-Stokeran anti-Stokeranism.
FLUMADIDDLEDOM
Suzanne Sapersteinesque, Suzanne Saperstein-esque
Serlingvianism. The McKellenesquely begging Christians
kept begging for more youth: McKellenianly
craving to be akin to Hymies,
covering it up, getting under animals and children.
The Sir Ian McKellenesque
anti-Fieldsianism. The Sir Ian
McKellen-esque Fieldsianism.
The Fieldsian comedy. Kubrickic. Stanley Kubrick.
The anti-Fieldsian comedy.
The Fieldsic W.C. Fieldsism. Fieldsesquely. Fieldsianly.
The begging Christians were worse than Love Israel Family.
The Todd Bowdenesque, Arthur Denkeresque, Eliesque, Joshuaesque
(Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest), and Kurt
Dussanderesque
JAPishness was an anticrackism, antinarcoticism,
antimarajuanaism, anti-LSDism, anti-Orientalism,
anti-PCPism, antiheroinism, antibarbitiateism, antiopiumism,
antiantihedonism, antihedonism, antisybarite, and antisybariteism.
The antipinheadism. The Thoreauvian/ Thoreauesque
pinheadishism. The Hemingwayesque/Hemingway-esque
Medusa's circus was a blend of
sickerness, which was a somethingness or anythingness.