The Psilanthropist
By Pierre Twain
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Pierre Twain
Shearerology was a biography of Norma Shearer, Stephen Kiss plans on releasing, in the next few years. Stephen Kiss was in an altercation with a bat and board, after he came up with the world's biggest bat named Niggerface, in the second official Norma Shearer novel Herstory. His monster Mickey King Kong was more than a googolplex foot tall and much, much more than infinity feet tall, an endless monster, too, as well. Stephen Kiss was shot, once, stabbed, hit in the head with a baton, hit in the head with a beer bottle, and other things, before being completely reformed after becoming a rap sheet. His big bangs and explosive amplifications are matters of astronomy, which explain unknown matters of space. He discovered a surplus of more than one big bang. Explosive amplifications are more theoretical, paradoxically. 666 Magnum is a novel, he's going to release, eventually, which is about the world's biggest gun or weapon. He's writing 666 Magnum under the nom de plume: Clint Nicholson. This nom de plume was based on Clint Eastwood and Jack Nicholson. Jeerer is a novel he did under: Jim Bronson. Jim Bronson was a nom de plume based on Joseph Conrad's Lord Jim and Charles Bronson. Herbert Kipps Titus Oates was the nom de plume he used for Outer Zone, which was based on H.G. Wells, Leslie Stephens, Rod Serling, Titus Oates, and Joyce Carol Oates. Invisible Puppet was a short story he will release, eventually. Clive Fish was based on Clive Barker and Albert Fish. Clive Fish was his nom de plume for Invisible Werewolf. Invisible Werewolf was a story about the biggest werewolf, which was invisible, partly. Big Monster was his novel about Big Ed, which was written under Rudyard Siodmak, which was based on Rudyard Kipling and Kurt Siodmak. J.R.R.R.R. Tolystoy was the nom de plume he used to write War and Peace Three, a concoction of J.B. Watson and Leo Tolstoy. J.R.R.R. Faulkner was a combination of John Steinbeck, John Dos Pasos, and William Faulkner for the novel: Citizen Pinhead. For barely several years, he has worked on his memoir, a borrowed title of Herman Melville, which was borrowed from the first novel, of Herman Melville, Typee, and this memoir was entitled Rage and Pain.
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The Psilanthropist - Pierre Twain
Copyright © 2014 by Pierre Twain.
ISBN: Softcover 978-1-4931-9176-5
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Contents
ROSE WINDOWISM
MAN X
MISTERSAUR
THE ROSE FARMERISM
NORMASAUR
GOOGOLNAIRE
BILLY BUDDISM
BABBITY BRAVADO
JEAN LOUISE FINCHISM
MAE CLARKEISM
BIG HITLER
DANNY DEEVERISM
KILLER CORN
DEMON BAT
CAMILLE KEATONISM
MICHAEL MYERSISM
ANTI-NEWTONISM
SCAR CITY
VAL LEWTONESE
VARNEY THE VAMPIRISM
UTOPIASCAPE
CLAUDIA BLACK’S DREAM
MOZART OVERDRIVE
BENITO CERENOISM
BEAGLEISM
JOHN THORNTONISM
QUASIORGANISM
CITIZEN SHEARER
SACRED MONSTER
EOHIPPUSLAND
MORGAN LE FAYISM
CLAUDIA BLACK
TERRA FIRMAISM
THE FIRELING
LAMA TELEPHONE
STICKTOITIVENESS
TRIED-AND-TRUENESS
THE TRAGEDITE
PRINCESS OF CHEERINESS
NARCISSUS AND DARKNESS
BIG DARKNESS
THE SNAKECHARMER
BRAZILIANS
JEAN FROISSART
ROSE WINDOWISM
A ghost of H.H. Holmes, I read from
bathroom stall: The
blaphemous Lincolnian and Obaman
Tennysonicides, Einsteinstinctions, or
Einsteinctions, and Salingericides caused
Lord of the Serial Killers, the Fishicides. The
Prince of
Stupidness resented O.W.
Holmesicides. The best turkey fries, quail fingers,
quail fries, pheasant fingers,
pheasant fries, ostrich fries, Ostrich fingers,
buffalo fries, buffalo fingers,
and Hemmingwayesquesque
Bram Stokericides, bludgeoning
Stokeresque, Siodmakesque
stolidness and Shearericides, the deadbeatdom.
The holocaustdom was kangaroodom,
or it was kangarooishness or platypusishness or
octopusishness or polypodishness or
tornadoishness or laggardishness or
windishness or guffawishness or
supergargoyledness or harum-scarumishness.
The helmish, wharfish
psilanthropism was
rejecting perjurious, helmesque,
and wharfesque kleptomania.
MAN X
The next line I read was: goading, offended,
pen-like or penesque, fishesque or
ichthyoid-like, Carnapian or Carnapesque,
Salingeresque, McKinleyesque,
Taftesque, Hayesesque, Lamecoln,
Barrowesque,
John D. Barrow-esque dykes needed to
cover up the fact Claudia Black was here.
I watched an authentic
cyclopes paint on
two undichotomous, untrichotomous canvases, for
One painting—and I tortured the cyclopes, making
gesture… fun, funny
fun. No
fun for the funster, the
funstar—the comicster, the comicstar.
Ahab Lamecoln, Abraham Hitlercoln,
Adolf Hitlercoln, or
Adolf Lincolnler did use the world’s
biggest handgun, a
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a vampire. Geoffrey Wopington was his
bicephalous twin, and Ahab had one head.
Geophrey had two heads, and his other head,
was a catatonic schizophrenic. Devoid of
Geoffrey and Ahab, who were corporate
Cyborgs, older Siamese twins
were both schizophrenics, the first time such
a thing, happened, and they were serial killers,
and they were separated, at