Alla Nazimova in Googolplexnaire
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Terry Parrott
Shearerology was a biography of Norma Shearer, Stephen Kiss plans on releasing, in the next few years. Stephen Kiss was in an altercation with a bat and board, after he came up with the world's biggest bat named Niggerface, in the second official Norma Shearer novel Herstory. His monster Mickey King Kong was more than a googolplex foot tall and much, much more than infinity feet tall, an endless monster, too, as well. Stephen Kiss was shot, once, stabbed, hit in the head with a baton, hit in the head with a beer bottle, and other things, before being completely reformed after becoming a rap sheet. His big bangs and explosive amplifications are matters of astronomy, which explain unknown matters of space. He discovered a surplus of more than one big bang. Explosive amplifications are more theoretical, paradoxically. 666 Magnum is a novel, he's going to release, eventually, which is about the world's biggest gun or weapon. He's writing 666 Magnum under the nom de plume: Clint Nicholson. This nom de plume was based on Clint Eastwood and Jack Nicholson. Jeerer is a novel he did under: Jim Bronson. Jim Bronson was a nom de plume based on Joseph Conrad's Lord Jim and Charles Bronson. Herbert Kipps Titus Oates was the nom de plume he used for Outer Zone, which was based on H.G. Wells, Leslie Stephens, Rod Serling, Titus Oates, and Joyce Carol Oates. Invisible Puppet was a short story he will release, eventually. Clive Fish was based on Clive Barker and Albert Fish. Clive Fish was his nom de plume for Invisible Werewolf. Invisible Werewolf was a story about the biggest werewolf, which was invisible, partly. Big Monster was his novel about Big Ed, which was written under Rudyard Siodmak, which was based on Rudyard Kipling and Kurt Siodmak. J.R.R.R.R. Tolystoy was the nom de plume he used to write War and Peace Three, a concoction of J.B. Watson and Leo Tolstoy. J.R.R.R. Faulkner was a combination of John Steinbeck, John Dos Pasos, and William Faulkner for the novel: Citizen Pinhead. For barely several years, he has worked on his memoir, a borrowed title of Herman Melville, which was borrowed from the first novel, of Herman Melville, Typee, and this memoir was entitled Rage and Pain.
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Alla Nazimova in Googolplexnaire - Terry Parrott
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
CHAPTER 1
INVISIBLE MOLICE VERSUS GOOGOLPLEXNAIRE
CHAPTER 2
MOTHZILLA
CHAPTER 3
INVISIBLE BOMBSHELL
CHAPTER 4
INVISIBLE CITY
CHAPTER 5
INVISIBLE ROCKET
CHAPTER 6
INVISIBLE PSEUDOSPHERE
CHAPTER 7
INVISIBLE MOCKINGBIRD
CHAPTER 8
INVISIBLE CAR
CHAPTER 9
INVISIBLE NEWTS
CHAPTER 10
INVISIBLE TIME
CHAPTER 11
VAMPIRELAND
CHAPTER 12
INVISIBLE NIGGER
CHAPTER 13
SUPERMAN AND SUPERMANZILLA
CHAPTER 14
THE WORLD’S BIGGEST BIRD
CHAPTER 15
WARBIRD
CHAPTER 16
RODINISM
ALLA NAZIMOVA IN GOOGOLPLEXNAIRE
THE NOVEL
INCLUDING THE WORLD’S BIGGEST MONSTER, MICKEY KING KONG, IS MORE THAN AN INFINITY OF MILES, MOUNTAINS, COSMOSES, INFINITIES, AND JUPITERS TALL,
OR SUPER-SUPER-INFINITY MILES TALL, WHERE SUPER-SUPER-ENDLESS SUPER-SUPER-INFINITY IS ENDLESSLY SMALLER THAN VIRUS-SIZED!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE THAN A MILLION, BILLION, INFINITY, TRILLION, QUADRILLION, DECILLION, GOOGOL, OR CENTILLION FOOT TALL!!!! MICKEY KING KONG CAN BE THE SMALLEST THING, OF ALL!!!!!!!!
THE FIRST ALLA NAZIMOVA NOVEL
A HORROR NOVEL
TERRY PARROTT
MICKEY KING KONG IS BIGGER AND SUPER-SUPER-SUPER-BIGGER THAN A MUCH MORE THAN INFINITY MILES TALL, INFINITY COSMOSES TALL, INFINITY HEAVENS AND INFINITY HELLS, AND MUCH MORE THAN INFINITY GODZILLAS OR GOOGOLPLEX OF INFINITE-INFINITE GODZILLAS, BECAUSE OF INFINITE CHRONONS!
Because he knows a frightful friend
Doth close behind him tread.
—Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
INTRODUCTION
To Linsay Maracotta and Juliet B. Schor, one of my favorite novelists and one of my favorite economists, and eventually, I’ll realize I wasn’t so foolish in the 1980’s or 1990’s, but I getting a distance from the entrapping quagmire, I’m avoiding the certain parasites more than 2000’s, and more an antipodal writer, nowadays, in the 2010’s. Caribe was an incisive prime mover of rap and gangsta rap, partly, which was less popular. Juliet had touched me, more than the range, far more than anyone else in modern economics, personally and perpetually. So, the multifacted prime mover of economics had been more the nealth, partly and fully, and Greece and The International Jew had inverse mouse milk, namely Heinrich Himmler, and ethnography had bolstered her economics, which were better than part of the debunked Nobelists, for me, who were not B.F. Skinner, or better. Mawkish ingrates were crudely nitwit for a rudimentary surplus of nitwit mawkishness. McJob was more akin to menticide. Work and nealth were more akin to electrum and the world. Ernest Poole wasn’t a fucking fool’s bitch. Mickey Rooney outcompeted all of them, sort of like B.F. Skinner. The Overworked American worked moderately more in the brilliant direction of R.U.R., which exploited Bonaparte’s War, and realizing Newts, this is a incisive fact. Eudora Welty had been challenged. Molice was superbigger than a googolplex feet tall and infinity. The Hurlburt million, Hurlburt chimp, Hurlburt demon, Hurlburt’s dichotomy, Hurlburt’s cycle, Hurlburt’s chimp, or Hurlburt’s circle was theory which debated a dichotomy of the collective host and individual parasite of Aryan and Aryan pioneer and collective parasite and individual parasite of Hamitic boatswine, defying Alfred Rosenberg’s dichotomy of Aryan and Jew, which was inchoate, Hamitic entrapment. Hurlburt demon was utilized indirectly in Molice. Hurlburt’s cycle was used directly in the upcoming work, or not, entitled Hurlburt’s Circle. Mickey King Kong was more than infinite-infinite foot tall. This was the same as endless-endless Mickey King Kong was more than infinite-infinite-infinite-infinite feet all, or inifinite-infinite-infinite foot tall. Mickey King Kong’s infinity-infinity was a bottomless-bottomless endlessness. This monster was barely quasi-saintly. The monster was also quasi-niggardly, a thing revolving around my personal quasi-niggardliness, non-niggardliness, superniggardliness, and Quasimodo Sundayesque antiniggardiness.
CHAPTER 1
INVISIBLE MOLICE VERSUS GOOGOLPLEXNAIRE
Oh no, Rexeo, who were you compared to the Shemped back character: Surgeonzilla. The character was played by Keely Hawes. The world’s biggest tion or liger ate the last cats, fed to it by Allaie Nazimova. The lamp television or television lamp became incited, in vehicles, wall mounts, yachts, homes, and space shuttles. Mickey King Kong was older than any being—he was much, much more than a googolplex years old. The bitch of Sturgeonzilla. The biggest crab creature was none other than Molice, who was King of the Crab People. The pandemoniac, wicked streets inside the sickest, Barrymoresque, Hemmingwayesque, Hawthornesque, and Chaplinesque parts of the nigger pesthole, formerly Compton, now a reshuffled Snakeland, were worse than ever. Alla Nazimova owned the only gun, a 44 magnum, or 545 gunzilla or Gunzilla, also the world’s biggest gun, bigger than the 454 casul and Shemped down 44 magnum.
Mickey King Kong was the superbiggest monster, and infinitely bigger than infinity, it could grow to infinity googolplex and bigger googolplex googolplex infinity infinity, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more than infinitely. At points, this smallest, equalest monster, antiantimillion, antiantiantimillion, antiantiantiantimillion, antiantiantiantiantimillion, and antimillion were much more vaste than merely superinfinite, megainfinite, superomnigigainfinite, superomnipleoinfinite, or megainfinite. He was a kikier Jew, symbolically, not the kikiest of all. The unkikish, superkish Mr. Hyde. The Babbagelike geniusest rejects shirked Godzillaism, Mighty Joe Youngism, and other quagmirism or quagmireism, Monroeism, included. The geniusism was a matter of idiotism and retardism, dichotomously. Pinnochionomics could be Alla Nazimova’s favorite thing. Supermodelnomics was the nigger sneakers. Essexite and Shearerite meant arsonite. Malthusnomics was the supersickest bag of dust and holes. The burlap bag and cinder block were incisive, symbolic Mengele’s circus. Mengele did experiments of Jewish circus performers, what are you going to do about itdini. Misterdini bothered somebodytallica. Don’t think Godzillatallica—don’t touch Deathtallica or Godzillacide or Godzilladeath, oh, Megagodzilla, excluded. Godzilladini was the magical nostrumeo. Metillicaeo. Nirvanaeo. And, nirvaneo, too, for that matterdom. Antitankism or tankism were equally sound. The antitank took the atomic bomb—flagrantly. The antizionism was antiyiddishness. Billy Clubzilla. billy-club, billyclub, or the brand billy club, Clubster, were things. The unstupider firelet was the big, big firester, a matter of bigly, unbigly stupidest, unstupidest unstupidity. The nivanaster, nirvanadom, nirvanaship, nirvanahood, nirvanalet, nirvananess, nirvananesses, nirvanaishness, and nirvanishness was the Nirvanatallica or the nirvanish or nirvanaish Nirvanahead, Nirvano, Nirvanu, Nirvani, or nirvani, the nirvanize or nirvanaize. The pinheaddom or pinheadom could be the batonhood. The new smallest violin was called the violinet and the less small violinlet, a matter of tin guitar. Guitaret and guitarlet, included. The drumlet and drumet were fun, too. Pianoet and pianolet were, too. The mini sitar was fun, too. The steel saxophone shirked being the tin saxophone. Saxophonelet and trombonelet. Trombonet and saxophonet. Trumpetlet and trumpetet. The pinheadlet and the pinheadet were flawed shit. The mini harmonica, mini xylophone, mini flute, mini oboe, mini bassoon, French hornlet, tubalet, tubaet, minituba, and microtuba were things. The tambourinet, tambourinelet, tambourinlet, mini tambourine, or microtambourine were fun. The puzzleheaded, puzzleheadish things were a symptom of puzzleheadedness or puzzleheadishness. The unblockheaded, unblockheadish gibberish was the superinchoate puzzlehead. The pumpkinquat was nifty superquagmire. The quagmirish, quagmireful, and quagmireless things were flawed. The squashquat was the kiwiquat. The limekiwi. The lemonquat. The deerfalo was the hybrid of deer and buffalo. The unpinheaded Audenesque fun was the democrat’s pedophilia. The Black Jersey Rock, Barred Rock Giant, or Barred Jersey Giant were matters of hybrid of Black Jersey Giant and Barred Rock. The speckled rock or barred sessex meant hybrid of Speckled Sussex and Barred Rock. Your Easter Egg Orphington was a cross between auracana and Orphinton. Your red auracana was a cross between junglefowl and auracana. The speckled wyandotte was a cross between speckled sussex and silver-laced wyandotte. Beaton Jeans had been the big thing, to wear, a fervid habit of the youth. The bananaquat was big, too. The pineapplequat and applequat were big, too. The quailsant was a hybrid of bob white quail and the ringneck pheasant. It was also called the bob white pheasant. Carrotato was a thing too, a hybrid of carrot and potato. This was also called the potatorrot. The turkeystrich or ostrichkey had been a hybrid of turkey and ostrich.
Whozilla are ya Tophetish Misterzilla? The Biggestzilla Nightallica or the Biggestzilla Romzilla was the Supersuperzilla, and hey Pinheadzilla was the newest Webster’s with Dodgson’s Puzzle, Carrol Puzzle, Dodgson Puzzle, Carrol’s Puzzle, Carrol’s puzzle, Dodgson’s puzzle, Dodgson puzzle, and Carrol puzzle, Dodgson’s monkey puzzle, Dodgson’s Monkey Puzzle, Dodgson monkey puzzle, Dodgson Monkey Puzzle, Carrol’s Monkey Puzzle, Carrol’s monkey puzzle, Carrol Monkey Puzzle, and Carrol monkey puzzle, in it, which represented the Monkey Puzzle, Charles Dodgson had invented. Gosfordzilla, Xadzilla, and Daxzilla were the biggest lizards, the megalizards, and Megalizard took The Bottomless Snake, The Nigger’s Last Snake, Snakezilla, Megasquid, Squidzilla, World’s Biggest Snake, Megasnake and Slither. Rockfordzilla was the cloned, giant supermutant or megamutant. Coronally, inside a dumpster there had been a Poesque, Barrymoresque man. Deppzilla Versus Brandozilla was the best wops. Everybody was saying did you see Bargerzilla Versus Strainzilla. The band Julie Strains was worthless. During World War One, he had been an experiment, for a few years, of a scientist, who knew Maurice Barrymore and Charlie Chaplin. The Red Skelton-esque or Skeltonesque government perpetually had concealed Karl Marx, Beatons, and Barrymores. Karl Marx had to be kept a secret. Hymie Serling had been a Draconian big brother figure, of the kikes. The nealthism of Manhattan was pivotal to the new brave world. The Iudaeorumesque, Rex Iudaeorumesque, Iesus Nazarenusesque, and Nazarenesque Rexmister was a sick bag’s bastardmister—the flax seed’s zoandry and pedophilia. The rotten, Hamitic clergy begged people to cover up go/no-go 9/11, only, bad for Ham. Psilanthropism looked better—resembling anti-Semitism. Kike the Christeo wasn’t anti-black cyberpunkeo was the thingeo, a matter of variant of anti-blackism. Wizardeo was the knighteo. Kingeo frowned on the Queeneo. The kike Virgin Mary was the watered down poor little rich girl. The anti-Eusibiusism refrained from the Eusibiusism. Constantinism was not the better anti-Constantinism. The anti-Knoxism wasn’t the Knoxism. The anti-Mohammadism wasn’t the niggercap’s Mohammadism. The word anti-Confuciousism wasn’t Confuciousism. The Knoxness, Eusibiusness, Nazarenness, Mohammadness, and Confuciousness slaughtered the Nazarendom and Mohammadom. The anti-Leninism was a matter of anti-Stalinism, making thwarted Marxianism and Nancy boy’s poisoned anti-Leibnizism or anti-Leibnizianism, or two-faced Leibnizism or Leibnizianism. Stephen Kingland, Malachiland, Isaacland, Nightland, Eveningland, Duskland, Dawnland, Lawkland, Loopland, Loveyland, Wallabyland, Lorisland, Potoland, Cassowaryland, Ostrichland, Emuland, Kiwiland, Storkland, Egretland, Heronland, Craneland, Chickadeeland, Emuland, Nazarenland, Christland, Cartmanland, Ericland, and Leibnizland were the same underrealm or superblockheaded, superflibbertigibbety subrealm. Amanda Plummer had sucked blood from hurcheons, a matter of her almighty joy-joy, a word coined in the 4000’s, meaning sodomy, in Malthusland, the land of economists, Dodgsonism, and Malthusism.
Flash Strakers won the war of the bands. The word righteo was the supershit, or the newest celebrity Juleo, the grand daughter of Julie K. Strain, who won Oscars of Dimentia 13. Rhonda Shear lived on, for she was a vampire, and she lived with Julie K. Strain, who was a vampire as well. Rhonda Shears were like Fay Weldons. Girlzilla was the biodrama of Julie K. Strain, and her youth which was filched by J.K. Rowling, directed by Jack Nicholson for Best Picture. The Tim Burtons made gestures, of Frankenzilla, Batzilla, Kingzilla, Kongzilla, Blobzilla, Ghostzilla, Thingzilla, and Frankenblob. Yes, the Michael Caines were something. Hey something for nigger Brits, yep, okay, let’s just hear it for the David Lettermans, nope, the biggest, the Jay Lenos. Flash Stainer wasn’t a thing. Pops Ghostly… super-duper-yowser, super-duper-man, super-super-man, Pops Ghostly, or what was it? Jakob Stainers were nothing for super-duper-fun. Or of Super-Super-fun, fuck it.
The Ed Sullivans were fucking the best, or better. They preyed on teens. They murdered the Jean Claude Van Dammes. Jack Sabbath was a band. Jack Blacks were a fucking kikish band, and then they rose through the ranks like the Andy Dicks. They were neateo. The Mitt Romneys were better than the Matt Damons, literally. The Stephen Cranes were actually better than the Woody Allens. The Killer Kowalskis were better than the Jimi Hendrixs, which worked like Existenz, defying traditional plural noun. The Jeana Garafolos were not the Stacy Valentines. The Julie Strains were better than the Janos Starkers. The Buddy Hollys were best, sort of akin to Holly Hunters or Gina Gershons. Porn was misleading, akin to Alla Nazimova. Tiffany Towers was deceptive, too. Tiffany Towerses was a worse band, and this band was worse than her, but they were moderate. Though Skelton-esque Tarzen Marsten had been big, his mutant kike-mariolatry-looking brother had been born from an alley cat, a manx cat, precisely, and he was born with an attached siamese twin, who perished. Barnumite, Beatonite, Bonapartite, Nietzschite, Skeltonite, Chaucerite, Hamite, Shakespearite, Platoite, Babbagite, Draculaite, and Stainorite were synonyms for Goethite. Georgina Chapman sucked the blood of twin teenagers, girls, only. The better horror movie was Alucardcula/Draculacard, and its sequel was Alucardcula. A horror movie was spelled Horrrorr movie, and another one went The Final Horrorr movie. These were matters of variant of the horror industry. Fangoria changed its name to Fangora, after its last owner sold the magazine. The antiquestion was not the antianswer. Questionland was not Answerland. Questionworld was not Answerworld. Georgina Chapman-esque or Georgina Chapmanesque fun was watching her suck blood on a video, she sold. She was snorting blood and heroin, burning tits, of teenagers, girls only. Binetland was a world of geniuses. Alfredland was the Jackland or Clubsland. Only non-Semitic Alfred’s populated this realmdom, or Alfreddom. Ripperland or Threeland was the land of invisible chairs, a matter of Chairland. Throneland was a land of invisible, golden thrones. Dameland, a invisible realm was populated by dameshells, or by more than one dameshell. The bitchshell was a word popularized in Rubberland, Bootland, Corsetland, Girdleland, Garterland, and Pantiesland. The great conesque, Great Conesque worlds were variant and the great cone of the Great Cone. Superland, Lastland, Kikemaryland, Fubarland, Kikejosephland, and Hakenkreuzland were matters of Maxland and Fritzland, indirectly and absurdly. Grafitti on Norma’s sink said: Tarzen Christ was Buck Mickey Mantle!!!!!!!! The superfascistoid fascisthead was a Hitlerhead, too, in today’s world.