Day-To-Day with Kimberella and Prince Ain't-So-Charmin': If the Shoe Fits … Run!
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Kimberella and Prince Roderick try to live a normal day-to-day life here on Earth, but sometimes they fail to do so.
Prince Roderick grew up in the country, learned how to build houses, played in a family band since age eleven, hunted, fished, and explored the outdoors. Kimberella lived in the city, took piano lessons, baked, knitted, and never quite grew up.
As husband and wife, they manage to compromise by building two houses, playing in bands, and living in Kimberellas childhood home in the city. They also go hunting, fishing, and camping together.
They raised a son and daughter, who are both married, each having two children of their own. Their dog, Fudgy, is the master of the house.
Jack and the Old Folk Band consists of themselves along with their son and DJ. They will play your special request; you just may not recognize it as such.
One thing all of the characters have in common is that they are God-loving Christians who go about their lives the best way then can, using Gods Holy Bible as their guide.
Kimberella hopes that after reading this book every day for a year, and hopefully for many years to come, you will pick up your Bible and read it to receive Gods message for you to get through any situation that may arise.
Please note: Fifty percent of these stories are real-life experiences, which is unfortunate in some cases, and is the reason why a few people insisted that a book be written about them. And so it has.
Kimberly A. Weires
Kimberly Weires and her husband, Rodney, have two married children and six grandchildren. Their half-human dog, Fudgy, is in Heaven now and is more than likely stirring things up. Weires has previously published five books of devotions in the series Day-To-Day with Kimberella and Prince Ain’t–So–Charmin’: (If the Shoe Fits…Run!); (Still Havin’ a Ball!); (Is It Midnight Yet?!); (MY Prince Was NEVER a Frog!); (My Pumpkin Awaits!...It’s About Time)
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Day-To-Day with Kimberella and Prince Ain't-So-Charmin' - Kimberly A. Weires
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ISBN: 978-1-4908-5351-2 (sc)
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Library of Congress Control Number: 2014917188
WestBow Press rev. date: 10/06/2014
Contents
Dedication
About the Author
List Of Characters
January 1
January 2
January 3
January 4
January 5
January 6
January 7
January 8
January 9
January 10
January 11
January 12
January 13
January 14
January 15
January 16
January 17
January 18
January 19
January 20
January 21
January 22
January 23
January 24
January 25
January 26
January 27
January 28
January 29
January 30
January 31
February 1
February 2
February 3
February 4
February 5
February 6
February 7
February 8
February 9
February 10
February 11
February 12
February 13
February 14
February 15
February 16
February 17
February 18
February 19
February 20
February 21
February 22
February 23
February 24
February 25
February 26
February 27
February 28
February 29
March 1
March 2
March 3
March 4
March 5
March 6
March 7
March 8
March 9
March 10
March 11
March 12
March 13
March 14
March 15
March 16
March 17
March 18
March 19
March 20
March 21
March 22
March 23
March 24
March 25
March 26
March 27
March 28
March 29
March 30
March 31
April 1
April 2
April 3
April 4
April 5
April 6
April 7
April 8
April 9
April 10
April 11
April 12
April 13
April 14
April 15
April 16
April 17
April 18
April 19
April 20
April 21
April 22
April 23
April 24
April 25
April 26
April 27
April 28
April 29
April 30
May 1
May 2
May 3
May 4
May 5
May 6
May 7
May 8
May 9
May 10
May 11
May 12
May 13
May 14
May 15
May 16
May 17
May 18
May 19
May 20
May 21
May 22
May 23
May 24
May 25
May 26
May 27
May 28
May 29
May 30
May 31
June 1
June 2
June 3
June 4
June 5
June 6
June 7
June 8
June 9
June 10
June 11
June 12
June 13
June 14
June 15
June 16
June 17
June 18
June 19
June 20
June 21
June 22
June 23
June 24
June 25
June 26
June 27
June 28
June 29
June 30
July 1
July 2
July 3
July 4
July 5
July 6
July 7
July 8
July 9
July 10
July 11
July 12
July 13
July 14
July 15
July 16
July 17
July 18
July 19
July 20
July 21
July 22
July 23
July 24
July 25
July 26
July 27
July 28
July 29
July 30
July 31
August 1
August 2
August 3
August 4
August 5
August 6
August 7
August 8
August 9
August 10
August 11
August 12
August 13
August 14
August 15
August 16
August 17
August 18
August 19
August 20
August 21
August 22
August 23
August 24
August 25
August 26
August 27
August 28
August 29
August 30
August 31
September 1
September 2
September 3
September 4
September 5
September 6
September 7
September 8
September 9
September 10
September 11
September 12
September 13
September 14
September 15
September 16
September 17
September 18
September 19
September 20
September 21
September 22
September 23
September 24
September 25
September 26
September 27
September 28
September 29
September 30
October 1
October 2
October 3
October 4
October 5
October 6
October 7
October 8
October 9
October 10
October 11
October 12
October 13
October 14
October 15
October 16
October 17
October 18
October 19
October 20
October 21
October 22
October 23
October 24
October 25
October 26
October 27
October 28
October 29
October 30
October 31
November 1
November 2
November 3
November 4
November 5
November 6
November 7
November 8
November 9
November 10
November 11
November 12
November 13
November 14
November 15
November 16
November 17
November 18
November 19
November 20
November 21
November 22
November 23
November 24
November 25
November 26
November 27
November 28
November 29
November 30
December 1
December 2
December 3
December 4
December 5
December 6
December 7
December 8
December 9
December 10
December 11
December 12
December 13
December 14
December 15
December 16
December 17
December 18
December 19
December 20
December 21
December 22
December 23
December 24
December 25
December 26
December 27
December 28
December 29
December 30
December 31
Dedication
I would like to thank my husband and my very best friend, Rodney, for always being at and on my side from the beginning and all the way to the end. I would also like to thank my family and friends for many wonderful memories and for the ones to surely come!
About the Author
Kimberly Weires lives with her husband, Rodney in Dubuque, Iowa. They have two married children and four grandchildren. Their half-human dog, Fudgy, is in Heaven now and is more than likely stirring things up.
Kimberella and Prince Roderick try to live a ‘normal’ day-to-day life here on earth, but sometimes they fail to do so.
Prince Roderick grew up in the country, learned how to build houses, played in a family band since age eleven, hunted, fished and explored the outdoors. Kimberella lived in the city, took piano lessons, baked, knitted and never quite grew up.
As husband and wife they manage to compromise by building two houses, playing in bands and living in Kimberella’s childhood home in the city. They also go hunting, fishing and camping together.
They raised a son and daughter who are both married with each having two children of their own. Their dog, Fudgy, is the master of the house.
‘Jack and The Old Folk Band’ consists of themselves along with their son and D.J. They will play your special request, you just may not recognize it as such.
One thing all of the characters have in common is that they are God-loving Christians who go about their lives the best way then can, using God’s Holy Bible as their guide.
Kimberella hopes that after reading this book every day for a year, and hopefully for many years to come, you will pick up your Bible and read it to receive God’s message for you to get through any situation that may arise.
Please note: Fifty percent of these stories are real-life experiences, which is unfortunate in some cases, and is the reason why a few people insisted that a book be written about them. And so it has…..
List Of Characters
40508.pngKimberella – Main character; wife of Prince Roderick; mother to Jack and Jules; grandmother to Mary Lu and Izzy Ann; member of ‘Jack and The Old Folk Band’; princess wannabe
40519.pngPrince Roderick – Main character; husband of Kimberella; father to Jack and Jules; grandfather to Mary Lu and Izzy Ann; member of ‘Jack and The Old Folk Band’; master-of-the-castle wannabe
40528.pngFudgy – Old English sheepdog; so-called pet of Kimberella and Prince Roderick; master-of-the castle; obnoxious, yet adorable
40536.pngJack – Son of Kimberella and Prince Roderick; husband of Sara-Sara; father to Mary Lu; brother to Jules; member of ‘Jack and The Old Folk Band’
40544.pngSara-Sara – Daughter-In-Law of Kimberella and Prince Roderick; wife of Jack; mother to Mary Lu
40552.pngMary Lu – Granddaughter of Kimberella and Prince Roderick; daughter of Jack and Sara-Sara; cousin to Izzy Ann
40560.pngJules – Daughter of Kimberella and Prince Roderick; wife of The General; mother to Izzy Ann; sister to Jack
40568.pngThe General – Son-In-Law of Kimberella and Prince Roderick; husband of Jules; father to Izzy Ann
40581.pngIzzy Ann – Granddaughter of Kimberella and Prince Roderick; daughter of Jules and The General; cousin to Mary Lu
40596.pngD.J. – Member of ‘Jack and The Old Folk Band’; not related to other band members, but still treated like family (why should he be any different?)
Kimberella would rather spend her time trying to prove the Bible to be 100 percent true, than wasting precious time trying to pick apart God’s Word searching for flaws.
January 1
(Day 1 of 366)
Let’s see what the Bible has to say:
Revelation 22:18–19 I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to him the plagues described in the book. And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophecy, God will take away his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in the book.
While hunting out west, Kimberella was getting bored from not seeing any animals, so she got out her trusty autoharp and started to play and sing to ‘Home on the Range’. By the time she was done with the song, three coyotes were howling by her hunting blind. Prince Roderick had a look on his face that could have scared a bear away. Kimberella’s instrument was then replaced with a set of binoculars, but she would have rather been given a kaleidoscope.
January 2
(Day 2 of 366)
Let’s see what the Bible has to say:
Revelation 5:8 And when he had taken it, the four living creatures and the twenty-four elders fell down before the Lamb. Each one had a harp and they were holding golden bowls full of incense, which are the prayers of the saints.
Kimberella and Prince Roderick think that there are not too many things more humiliating in this world than being in a rock and roll band and having to look over your reading glasses to see who just walked into the joint.
January 3
(Day 3 of 366)
Let’s see what the Bible has to say:
Matthew 15:14 Leave them; they are blind guides. If a blind man leads a blind man, both will fall into a pit.
Kimberella slipped on some ice on her driveway, fell down and broke her funny bone about a year ago. Now if she hits it against something, it just snickers. Luckily, she has a spare that hasn’t been damaged, but is slightly warped.
January 4
(Day 4 of 366)
Let’s see what the Bible has to say:
Job 40:18 His bones are tubes of bronze, his limbs like rods of iron.
When Jack and Jules were very young, Kimberella and Prince Roderick took them