God's Personality: Presents Paying the Bills

By A.Emmanuel Reed

God: Is the microphone onTesting, testing one, two, and threeAlright! So how about those gas prices huh!...Five dollars a gallon! Isnt that ridiculous?! Maybe if it was Five dollars a keg; people would be a little less angry. And you can only imagine how much it cost me every day; to travel from Heaven to earth, and the mileage on my new van is outrageous; so Ive decided to walk today. Well actually I only walked half-waysome friendly aliens saw me walking on the side of the Milky Way; so they offered me a ride. Speaking of aliens! Do you know why people hardly ever see them anymore?! Its not because theyre afraid of us; theyre afraid of our new gas prices. I mean yeah they may have enough gas to get here, but they may not be able to get back. I mean after all; they only get twenty-six light-years on the gallon. So now theyre trying more of an eco-friendly approach. The good news about that is you wont have to worry about them trying to invade the planet earth anymore. Why?! Because theyre eco-friendly now, and lately I find myself trying to conceal my identity from the world more and more now; because oil owners would stop and ask me, How come you just wont make more oil? Then I would politely respond, How come you guys just wont share the oil Ive already given you? I mean whats up with that?!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Mar 9, 2012
• ISBN: 9781469179735

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God’s Personality

Presents

Paying the Bills

Amos Reed

Copyright © 2012 by Amos Reed.

ISBN:              Ebook             978-1-4691-7973-5

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CONTENTS

Author’s Words

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

King Solomon

Author’s Words

Just when you thought you’ve heard it all; God, with his loving grace and mercy, has done a new thing. God wants to show compassion unto his people; to let us know that he understands us more than we think he does. Many people find it hard to believe that God has a sense of humor, but God has blessed me with a story to bring honor and glory unto loving name.

Chapter One

Woe is Me

Narrator: It was one beautiful and glorious morning. The birds were chirping and the flowers were dancing in the wind. And Jesus was just waking up to the golden sun shinning brightly upon his face. With such great joy he jumped straight out of his royal bed; quickly dressing himself in his royal spider-man robe and his royal Garfield slippers. And with a sudden craving for fluffy pancakes and chocolate chip buttermilk waffles; he headed straight to the kitchen. Suddenly Jesus noticed the unthinkable… No Syrup!

Jesus: Noooooo! Holy spirit why has thou forsaken me?! You were suppose to bring all things back to my remembrance, but you have