Running on Empty: The Life and Times of a Gas Station Attendant
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Running on Empty: The Life and Times of a Gas Station Attendant offers a collection of short stories about Boswells experiences working as a gas station attendant in his hometown, along with other anecdotes and insights of his life on and off the job. From a firsthand perspective, he tells about the good, bad, the interesting, and the downright odd things that sometimes occur as he performs his job duties.
Boswell, though legally blind, tries to find the humor in the situations he faces. In Running on Empty, he shares his lifes narratives to help others, especially those like him who live with disabilities, to find the humor and the faith in God needed to make the most out of life.
Brandon Boswell
Born and raised in eastern North Carolina, Brandon Boswell has been a proud North Carolinian his whole life. Born legally blind, he has faced many challenges throughout his life. He uses his love for writing as a way to encourage and uplift his readers. He is a graduate of The University of Mount Olive and The University of North Carolina at Wilmington. This is his fifth book.
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Running on Empty - Brandon Boswell
RUNNING ON EMPTY
THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A GAS STATION ATTENDANT
Copyright © 2014 Brandon Boswell.
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iUniverse rev. date: 08/19/2014
Contents
CHAPTER 1
Good Night, Sleep Tight, & Don’t Let the Bunk Beds Bite
CHAPTER 2
I Started Out Pumped, but Now I’m Coasting on Fumes: A Day in the Life of a Gas Station Attendant
CHAPTER 3
Milestones, Memories & a Minivan or Two
CHAPTER 4
Drawing Conclusions
For Shelley,
Ashley & Tim,
Lindsey & Josh,
and Steph
Chapter 1
Good Night, Sleep Tight, &
Don’t Let the Bunk Beds Bite
G rowing older isn’t always easy, especially when you find yourself faced with the horrible truth: I’m not as young as I used to be.
When someone reaches this conclusion for the first time, they’d better start bracing themselves for additional reminders that will now be coming at an alarming rate of frequency.
The realization that someone isn’t as young as they used to be can sneak up from behind and strike without warning. It can occur when someone’s birthday is coming up and they realize they’re about to turn an age with a big fat zero at the end of it. They begin to experience a level of fear and uncertainty usually only felt by a televangelist during a tax audit.
This realization can occur while someone is looking through old high school yearbooks and suddenly realizes that many of the classmates they once knew as children are now grown up and married with children of their own. They now own their own homes and their favorite pastime is yelling at teenagers for running across their front lawn.
The realization that someone isn’t as young as they used to be can occur when they have worked for the same company long enough to enroll in the company’s 401(k) plan, which they eagerly do because they’re only twenty years away from retirement and they feel they need to make up for lost time. They’re also excited to learn they can purchase supplemental insurance through the company for only a few dollars a month and they can now rest easier knowing if they lose a finger during a freak accident at work with the pencil sharpener, they will get a $2,000 payout. Even better, if they lose the whole hand they’ll get a $3,000 payout.
The realization that someone isn’t as young as they used to be can occur when a person finds themselves asking odd questions they would never have asked just a few years ago like, Of the two items, my life insurance policy and my bottle of hair growth formula, percentage wise, which one is currently providing me with the best overall coverage?
This realization can also occur when walking through a parking lot past numerous Mustangs and Camaros and stopping in front of a sedan and saying, Wow, I never realized just how stylish a Buick really is!
Of course, let’s not forget when it starts to become necessary to write down the dates of friends’ birthdays and anniversaries in order to remember them, but those dates are still forgotten even after being written down. If you’re a man with female friends, or a female wife, this can get scary because women really get angry when you forget important dates like their birthday, which is rather ironic seeing most women don’t like to be reminded that they aren’t as young as they used to be, either.
Of course, let’s not forget that moment a person realizes they aren’t as young as they used to be as they sit in the front of the television after a hard day of work, flipping through the channels with the remote control like it’s an Olympic sport (if you’re a man), and realizing there is absolutely nothing worth watching. For the first time in their life they say out loud, Television was so much better when I was a kid.
For me personally, that particular not as young as I used to be moment
was the kiss of death.
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Not long ago, I was having lunch with a friend from out of town and her husband who were visiting over the Thanksgiving holidays. They were a newly-married couple who, like me, are in their thirties. The wife and I have known each other since we were kids, but, since I wasn’t able to attend their out of state wedding, it was the first time I had met her husband. I was nervous about meeting him and was hoping to make a good impression.
When they picked me up for lunch on Black Friday, they insisted I choose the restaurant. We ended up eating at one of my favorite places: a quiet restaurant near the Baptist church where the wife and I grew up and where I still attend here in my hometown of Jacksonville, North Carolina. It’s not the flashiest restaurant in town, but every time I eat there the food is always great and not once have I had to suffer through a meal there while obnoxiously loud rock music is blasted over a speaker like in other restaurants where I’ve eaten. Instead, they played recorded instrumental music at a decent volume, which allows customers to communicate with one another from across the table without resorting to texting or sign language.
As we ate, we discussed many of the things people our age are supposed to discuss over a meal: our current jobs, our desire to have new jobs that have nothing to do with our current jobs, buying a house, starting a family, and other topics of discussion that honestly don’t do much to aid the digestive system.
When you’re single, relating to your friends can be hard once they get married, so it’s important to find common ground and discuss topics that are relevant to all of your lives. Thankfully for all of us the common ground was how great TV shows were back when we were kids.
I personally believe television today stinks like an open can of sardines left out in the sun over a three day weekend. The crime dramas are too violent, there are way too many reality shows (I don’t want to know how they do things back in the swamp, nor do I care what treasures are in a storage locker in Texas or any other state for that matter), and the concept of the family sitcom seems to have vanished.
Recently I was watching an old rerun of The Andy Griffith Show. It was the episode where Opie accidentally kills a mother bird with his slingshot and chooses to take responsibility for his actions by caring for her three baby birds until they can be released into the wild. It was truly a touching episode, and I don’t know of any TV shows today that come even remotely close to doing such an endearing storyline, with maybe the exception of Duck Dynasty, one of the few great shows on today. Even if Duck Dynasty did a similar storyline, though, I believe the most likely scenario would be one of the grandkids accidentally killing the bird with a slingshot, and they take responsibility for their actions by being encouraged to tear the feathers off the bird so Miss Kay can cook it for Sunday dinner. I also have visions of Phil leading the family in grace as he thanks God for the improvement in his grandchild’s hunting abilities.
As we continued to discuss our favorite TV shows while growing up, by the time the check had arrived, we had all reached the unanimous conclusion that Rescue 911 and Unsolved Mysteries were two of the greatest TV shows made during our childhood. When I learned her husband had the same love for Rescue 911 his wife and I had, I knew it was now permissible to include him in the friend
category as well.
Most readers know exactly which shows I’m referring to, but just in case you’re too young to remember, I’ll provide a brief recap.
First, there was Rescue 911. This was a reality-drama series hosted by William Shatner that re-enacted true stories of ordinary people who faced dangerous situations and how by calling 911 they received the help they needed to survive their ordeals. They often showed stories of robberies, kidnappings, hostage situation, fires, and so on, and trust me when I say these stories were very realistic.
For me, the scarier the story, the more fun it was to watch. The ones I remember best were the ones in which someone is home alone, a burglar breaks into their house, and the resident calls 911 while hiding under a bed to avoid being seen by the burglar. What I always found interesting about these stories was that it seemed to me that rarely, if ever, did the burglar ever look under the bed. This is sort of amazing when you consider that this show came out at a time when cell phones weren’t as widely used as they are now. Instead, the person hiding under the bed usually had a house phone with a cord attached to it that was approximately one mile long. As they hid under the bed with the phone they had to pray they were being robbed by someone who was either totally blind or just too stupid to look under the bed and see that mile-long cord waving around like an unmanned jump rope. Maybe the burglar did look down and thought it was a skinny, venomous snake and didn’t want to get too close. We may never know.
I’m sure that more than a few children had nightmares after watching Rescue 911, but it was so great to watch and taught its viewers valuable lessons, like the importance of dialing 911 in an emergency, or just as important, what not to do so you don’t have to dial 911 at all.
For starters, I learned to never run with sharp objects like knives or scissors, always assume a gun is loaded, gasoline and matches can make for a bad combination, and of course, never try sliding down a laundry chute because you’re just going to get stuck. Looking back, I may have also learned that last lesson by watching America’s Funniest Home Videos as well.
Okay, so not every story on Rescue 911 was a life or death emergency, but that’s okay because if you wanted to watch something really scary, you always had our other favorite show, Unsolved Mysteries.
Unsolved Mysteries was an hour-long program that featured a variety of, well, unsolved mysteries. The only thing creepier than the opening theme music was the host himself, Robert Stack, who was one the greatest, if not one of the spookiest, narrators who ever lived. Many times he introduced a different mystery by standing alone in some spooky locale at night, and his deep voice helped put you in the right frame of mind to be scared half to death. If Robert Stack were still alive today, he would probably be doing commercials for those reverse mortgage programs you see all the time on TV, though he