Lose Your Hemorrhoid and Find Mr. Perfect

By Flip

The fact that you are reading this tells me that you are in a bad relationship, tired of bad relationships, want to fix the relationship you already have, or are looking for that perfect relationship and connection. You are frustrated because nothing youve tried has worked and you have only attracted jerks. You are heartbroken, tired, and hopelessly looking for your Mr. Perfect. You have promised yourself that when you find him, you will do anything and everything in your power to keep him.

Do you want to find your perfect man and learn how to keep your relationship fresh, interesting, and long lasting? Are you tired of playing games or following a set of rules with no result? Do you want to feel wanted, loved, respected, and valued by your Mr. Perfect? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this book was written for you.

Congratulations, you have taken the first step to getting rid of your Hemorrhoid, (AKA useless mate) and holding onto your Mr. Perfect.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Nov 10, 2011
• ISBN: 9781465339959

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Copyright © 2011 by FLIP.

Library of Congress Control Number:       2011912850

ISBN:         Hardcover                               978-1-4653-3994-2

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CONTENTS

Introduction

Chapter 1 Background

Chapter 2 Beginning

Chapter 3 What Is Perfect?

Chapter 4 Be Honest with Yourself

Chapter 5 No Negative Thoughts

Chapter 6 Make Him Your Priority

Chapter 7 Do Not Expect Anything

Chapter 8 Appreciate Him If He Does Something for You

Chapter 9 Be Available, Do Not Play Hard to Get

Chapter 10 Be His Partner and His Best Friend; Listen to Him and Do Not Be Jealous

Chapter 11 Enjoy Every Second You Have with Him

Chapter 12 Make Sure He Knows You Love Him Every Day

Conclusion

DEDICATION

To my Mr. Perfect, Mikael, who gave me the courage needed to set myself free from pain. He showed me what real love is and how being in heaven feels…

To my beautiful daughter, Jennifer, you are the light of my life…

Promise me that you’ll give faith a fighting chance,

And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance,

I HOPE YOU DANCE…

INTRODUCTION

Okay, I am not a writer, let me start with this statement. I also hated those who wrote books telling us how to live our lives and be happy in miserable situations while they were sipping champagne in their multimillion-dollar mansion overseeing the beach, ocean, or mountains. We are all for suffering on the budget of a few million dollars per year…

I am writing as a real person who was in a bad marriage for twenty-six years (last few years of it no sex, even when we had sex earlier, it only lasted thirty seconds) and who worked every day of my life to build a home and business to support my kids and Mr. Hemorrhoid (a.k.a. useless husband). I still cannot explain why I was stuck with Mr. Hemorrhoid. I cannot even blame it on drugs since I am too cheap to pay for something I cannot show for. Maybe because I was young and stupid or lonely and lost; for any reason, I ended up with a man who used and abused me. After many years, it almost became normal and customary for me to be treated badly and feel less than perfect.

I thought I do not deserve having the love that I have read or heard about. I was very successful in business and made good money. I can say I built an empire not as big as Rome but enough to support my kids, Mr. Hemorrhoid, and myself. I had everything you can ask for, a career, big house, expensive sporty cars, expensive jewelry, designer clothes, and shoes with those famous red soles. But I was also miserable and felt a void in my life that no amount of shopping, investing, or success would fill it. I woke up every morning and did the same thing as the day before like a robot. I knew my marriage, or lack of marriage, was a mistake, but it was easier to go with the flow than to rock the boat. I suffered every day, but I learned to mask it well. My life SUCKED, but it was perfect to whoever looked at it.

I found the love of my life at age forty-eight (or better said 24 x 2 or twenty-four years of life with extra twenty-four extra years of experience), and everything changed. My value system and my evaluation of life changed in a matter of few days. I became a new person and felt an empowerment that I had never felt before. I had developed a new value system that was totally different from what I believed and did for the last forty-eight years in matter of a week. I was a new