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    The Most Unreliable Bible Dictionary, Ever!: Words you never knew you needed
    The Most Unreliable Bible Dictionary, Ever!: Words you never knew you needed
    The Most Unreliable Bible Dictionary, Ever!: Words you never knew you needed
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    The Most Unreliable Bible Dictionary, Ever!: Words you never knew you needed

    By Nigel Bayley

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    The Bible is full of words which don't really work hard enough. Nigel Bayley has provided outrageous but hilarious definitions, describing situations that were just waiting to be brought into the light. Such as, Junia (n.) The intelligent young volunteer who is inadvertently outwitting you and thereby gently ruining your poorly thought out children's talk. Hittite (n.) One towards whom your immediate and overwhelming pastoral instinct is to punch them really hard in the face. Shamsherai (n.) The vocal mayhem caused by songwriters who think it would be pleasing and authentic to have a line in Hebrew. The finest antidote to boring sermons and the best possible reading for the smallest room. This book will make a splendid gift for the less reverent members of the congregation.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMonarch Books
    Release dateAug 29, 2013
    ISBN9780857215093
    The Most Unreliable Bible Dictionary, Ever!: Words you never knew you needed
    Author

    Nigel Bayley

    Nigel is one of the pastors of Lymington Baptist Church, Hampshire. He also lectures and tutors part-time at Moorlands College, Dorset, and writes and performs stand-up comedy.

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