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    Lost in the Museum: A Choose Your Own (Mis)Adventure Parody
    Lost in the Museum: A Choose Your Own (Mis)Adventure Parody
    Lost in the Museum: A Choose Your Own (Mis)Adventure Parody
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    Lost in the Museum: A Choose Your Own (Mis)Adventure Parody

    By Katie Sullivan

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    Today is the day. The day you've been waiting for. Museum Day. But what happens when a trip to the museum becomes a wild adventure?

    From a smartly-dressed young woman with bare, furry feet looking to rid herself of a pesky ring, to a jack-of-all-trades adventurer with a penchant for making contraptions with duct tape and gum, you'll find yourself faced with adventures - and decisions - that could alter the fate of all humanity. . . . or just your own. What will you choose?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKatie Sullivan
    Release dateJul 2, 2021
    ISBN9781005394103
    Lost in the Museum: A Choose Your Own (Mis)Adventure Parody
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    Katie Sullivan

    Descended of pirates and revolutionaries, Katie Sullivan is a lover and student of all things Irish. Born in the States, she is a dual US/Irish citizen, and studied history and politics at University College, Dublin – although, at the time, she seriously considered switching to law, if only so she could attend lectures at the castle on campus. She lives in the American Midwest with her daughter and two cats.

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      As Klown Jovi said, the link isn't working so you can't go anywhere.
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      The links to skip to the next page after making your choice are not working :( therefore you cannot choose your own adventure or read the book properly

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