Dizzy McGee and the Big Ugly Feet
By Mary Reiland
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Dizzy McGee has a problem. How can she possibly keep that pink and proper Samantha from seeing her big ugly feet at the sleepover? A magic potion? Extra super special PJ's? Band-aids? There can't be anything worse than being 7 years old and having clodhoppers for feet. Or can there?
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Dizzy McGee and the Big Ugly Feet - Mary Reiland
Feet Stink!
I’m Dizzy McGee. And I hate feet. Feet are ugly, I think. And I am glad I can cover them up with my shoes.
Today I wore my brand new red high top gym shoes to school. They look just like my old red high top gym shoes. Which is probably why nobody noticed. Except June.
I like your new shoes, Dizzy,
she said very nicely.
I like June. That is why she is my very best friend in the whole entire world.
After lunch we lined up to go outside for recess. That annoying Samantha Higgins got in line behind me. Samantha is not my friend.
I raised my hand.
Can you tell Samantha not to stand by me?
I asked the lunch supervisor. Her pinkness clashes with my new red shoes.
The lunch supervisor just rolled her eyes. But I was serious. Samantha wears pink every
single day. Pink and red do not go together. Everybody knows that.
Let’s play tag,
Samantha said when we were outside. One, two, three..
Not it!
we all shouted at the same time.
That didn’t work,
said Bobby, a boy in my class whose shoelaces are always untied.
Everybody put your foot in,
said another boy. I can’t remember his name, but he wears his pants up really high.
Eeny, meeny, miney, WHOA!
The kid with the high waist was pointing at my new red shoe. That’s a big foot.
Everyone looked down at the circle of feet. I pulled my foot away.
I do not have big feet,
I said.
Yes, you do,
said the high waist kid. "They’re big