BEE HAPPY, The Snot Gobbler's Book of Poems: With Illustrations

By Julie E Craven

An Illustrated book of Poems. These are poems based on life's observations in a satirical, humorous, comical way, my twist and thoughts on life. There are various types to suit all. From Endearing to Nature to 'The Simpson's' butt type humour to suit teenagers and above. Some of the titles are, TOILET, NUDIST CA

• Language: English
• Publisher: J C Publishing
• Release date: May 31, 2021
• ISBN: 9781838495213

Julie E Craven

Born in Bury, Lancashire, England. Went to a secondary Modern School. Excelled in Art, Physics, Maths and English Literature. Bought my first property in 1977, refurbished it and sold it for more than double purchase price year later. I have had three children, got four grandchildren. In total I have bought five properties, refurbished them, sold three for more than double purchase price, live in one and let the last out as rental. I am a private Landlord. I have designed and made bespoke furniture and designed and done Landscape gardening. I am happy with my life and now enjoy illustrating and writing my poem books.

Book preview

BEE HAPPY

THE SNOT GOBLER’S BOOK OF POEMS

Copyright©2021 Julie E Craven

J C Publication

Available in Paperback

All rights Reserved

ISBN 9781838495213

With Thanks

Ed Cristiano and Deeperblue for the Cover Arrangement

This Book is Sponsored By:

ZMS Consulting and Coaching

Zlatica M Stubbs, MA, PCC, MKcS

INTRODUCTION

A message from me to you

I hope you like what lies within,

As I found quite amusing,

The words I wrote upon the page,

Will never be confusing.

You see I have a simple mind,

And can be very childish,

I never really have grown up,

But strive to be so stylish.

I always like to have a laugh,

I hope that you agree,

The words I’ve wrote within this book,

Are written for you and me.

If I’ve put a smile upon your face,

With words that took the Mick,

And funny illustrations too,

Then I know they’ve done the trick!

DEAR READERS

In this book I have included a little friend of mine in each illustration, can you spot it?

I love this little friend of mine,

I’ve grown to love it well,

It likes to walk around at night,

What tales that it could tell.

Of all which sleep in slumberland,

The noises we each make,

When snoring with one’s mouth agape,

Until we all awake.

I love this little friend of mine,

But many they will not,

If only they could grow to love,

Then they won’t need to swat.

I love this little friend of mine,

So next time when you see,

This little friend I love a lot,

Please will you leave it be.

CONTENTS

Bumble Bee

This Worm

Caterpillar

Tick Tock Clock

Toilet

Knickers

Dear Old Santa

Teeth

Wasp

Fight 1972

The Dreaded Flee

Beautiful Earth

Scrummy Food

The Fart

Nudist Camp

People

Leprechaun

Yippee Snow

Trouble Bedtime

Humpty’s Actual Demise

Seagulls

Christmas

Threadworms

Journey

Gnome

Ned

My Blinking hat

Visitors

Spitting

Getting up

Doggy Doo

My Pussy Cat

School

Blackbird

Waste

Work

Brother

Festivity

Loneliness

Melly, Bird, Cock Robin

Snot Gobblers

LITTLE BUMBLE BEE

I am a little bumble bee,

I flit from flower to flower,

I flit along with buzzing song,

Armed with a little power.

A power I hold within my sting,

It sits there on my bottom,

A sting I hope