How To Make Mistakes: The One-Minute Guide to Winning at Losing
By Roger J. Brown and Aaron Philby
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This is the DEFINITIVE guide to making history as an amateur or professional klutz. The author shares his secrets and experience in making bonehead errors over a long lifetime. A must read for anyone with a misplaced feeling of superiority or competence. Many examples in all the important categories of fa
Roger J. Brown
Roger J. Brown is a financial advisor
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How To Make Mistakes - Roger J. Brown
How to Make Mistakes
The One-Minute Guide to Winning at Losing
Roger J. Brown
Copyright © 2021 Roger J. Brown
All rights reserved.
ISBN:978-0-9850755-6-9
DEDICATION
This book is dedicated to the memory of all the rednecks whose last words were:
Hey, y’all, watch THIS!
CONTENTS
Foreword
1 - Kinds of Mistakes
2 - Mistakes with Relatives
3 - Mistakes with Partners
4 - Mistakes with Money
5 - Mistakes with Computers
6 - Mistakes with Government
7 - Mistakes with Real Estate
8 - Mistakes with Education
9 - Mistakes with Health
10 - Mistakes with Climate
11 - Mistakes with Aging
12 - Mistakes with Religion
13 - A Case Study in Mistakes
Afterword
FOREWORD
What is a Foreword? Why is it written last and appears first? What does it have to do with Forward
? Heady questions, all, but not ones answered in this book.
Typically, the Foreword is written by someone other than the author. I thought of asking a friend to write one for me, if I had any friends. My guess is that someone would write something like I tried to keep him from being an insufferable moralist but failed so this is what you get.
I then realized I could write that myself.
Maybe a Foreword is there to try to get people to read the Introduction. Isn’t that redundant?
Sometimes a Foreword answers the question: Why write this book? No luck here. It is not at all clear the world needs something that sounds like Friedrich Nietzsche met Will Cuppy or a TED talk by Aunt Blabby, but here you have it. There is a wonderful book I read recently by Jordan Ellenberg titled How Not To Be Wrong: The Power of Mathematical Thinking. Mine is sort of the complement to Jordan’s book. Hold ON!! I said, what about all those people who want to be wrong? It is a crime to neglect that significant population. If you are one of these people you have landed right where you should be.
So, the Foreword warns the reader. It shares some of the better qualities of the overall book itself: Short. It also gives clues about what you can find if you read further. For instance, sprinkled throughout the footnotes is a reading list of books the author has found helpful in recognizing many of his own mistakes, after the fact, of course.
In this little book I demonstrate what one can do during retirement to try to leave behind some hints to those who follow. My life has been the combination of hard work, luck, hard work, maybe a smattering of intelligence, hard work and hard work. Did I mention hard work
? No matter what you conclude from reading this book, know that you can overcome all your mistakes by hard work. I know it is out of style to recommend something so simple and prosaic in these days of trending and branding and chilling. But if you are just an average nincompoop like me, it is a real lifesaver. My grandfather told me that work will never hurt you.
He was right.
So, take a chance. Turn the page. What’s the worst that can happen? You, too, can overcome your stumbles and missteps as I have. What follows is a compendium of minor rants by one of our nation’s most justifiably unsung heroes. Here is just one thought to inspire you: I have given up self-deprecating humor.
Because I am no good at it.
RJB
San Diego, CA
Winter, 2021
1 - KINDS OF MISTAKES
Warning – Graphic Content: This book contains political incorrectness. It also contains some mathematics. If you are sensitive to either of these, please return this book to wherever you got it. I do not want to hurt anyone’s feelings. There are trigger words
sprinkled liberally throughout. Some material may be unsuitable for sensitive persons. I can’t figure out who these people are, so my best recommendation for anyone with a squeamish nature is to find an old copy of the Saturday Evening Post to read instead of this book.
We need a Handbook of Mistakes to help people who have forgotten how. There is an alarming shortage of mistakes because we now live in a world where nothing is wrong. Mistakes are an endangered species in need of saving. We need a bumper sticker that says, Save the Mistakes!
There is also BIG MONEY in mistakes. People have found a new way to riches through screwing up. Make a mess of your life and you can get other people to support you. Or at least you can get politicians to promise to take other people’s money and give it to you. You do not even have to wait for some TV reporter to put a microphone in your face and ask you "How did you feel when you realized you [insert actual bonehead event here] ?" Get a friend with a cellphone camera, record your idiocy and put it up on YouTube. Think of it. Fame, fortune, followers, everything a world class loser can ask for. It can all be yours.
The place to begin, I suppose, is putting mistakes in their proper place by listing the sorts of mistakes that need to be made. But before I do that I need to point out a mistake I only discovered when writing this book. A common mistake is not recognizing you have made a mistake. Prior to publication this tome was previewed by a focus group made up of some of the finest illiterate homeless people to be found anywhere. Four out of five of these luminaries failed to see the mistake on the front cover. If you are looking back at the cover about now, congratulations. You are in the majority!
So, back to a mistake taxonomy…
In broad categories there are errors of omission – something you forget, overlook or leave out – and errors of commission – things you actually do that are wrong. There is also the confusing but important distinction between the wrong thing to do and doing something wrong. The former has to do with choosing among alternatives and picking the wrong one; the latter has to do with the poor execution of whatever choice you make. It is a mistake to think these are the same thing. Doing them together is glorious. Not many people can choose the wrong thing and then do that badly. Your friends and family will be in awe should you accomplish this. You could even aspire to the Mistake Triathlon where you do the wrong thing badly at the wrong time. Only the truly gifted can accomplish this feat, almost never twice.
Fear not, even if you are not a connoisseur of such fine points you will have