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Dear Dory: Journal of a Soon-to-be First-time Dad: Adventures in Dadding, #1
Dear Dory: Journal of a Soon-to-be First-time Dad: Adventures in Dadding, #1
Dear Dory: Journal of a Soon-to-be First-time Dad: Adventures in Dadding, #1
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'It's a very funny book, it's a very moving book' – BBC

 

'Essential reading for any new parent' – MANtenatal

 

Partner pregnant. Less than nine months to prepare. Holy s**t – you're going to be a daddy!

 

Now, a soon-to-be first-time father is charting a course through the perilous and choppy waters of living with a pregnant woman. He's dodging hormonal right hooks, evading emotional explosions, saying all the wrong things (like 'Are you okay?') and trying to figure out how the hell you install a car seat.

 

Written as a journal to his unborn child, Dear Dory is the unfiltered, irreverently funny, honest and heartfelt account of one man's journey to fatherhood as he contemplates his new identity as a Daddy and prepares for the responsibility of a lifetime.

 

WARNING: This book contains a truckload of profanity.

 

'Accessible and unvarnished, it's bound to strike a chord with dads everywhere' – workingdads.co.uk

 

'Uproariously funny from beginning to end' – Reedsy Discovery

 

'Humourous, satirical, reflective, refreshing, and heartfelt' – Melisende's Library

LanguageEnglish
Release dateNov 12, 2020
ISBN9781838222529
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