The Wexford Christmas Imps: A Father Declan Supernatural Mystery
By Patrick Dorn
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Spiritual warfare at its silliest!
A gifted Irish priest engages in silly spiritual warfare with a swarm of mischievous imps that are turning an obnoxiously inclusive Anglican church's Lessons and Carols Christmas Eve service into mirthful mayhem and playful pandemonium.
The Father Declan Supernatural Mysteries are a series of standalone upbeat, redemptive and often humorous urban fantasy short stories set in Ireland.
Patrick Dorn
Patrick Dorn used to write weird westerns set in Old California, New Mexico, and Colorado, but then he visited Ireland. Now his supernatural fiction alternates between The West and The Emerald Isle, but is always, always weird. He's also an Anglican priest and a full-time chaplain. Check out Patrick's blog, stories, plays, musicals, children's books, and more at www.PatrickDorn.com. You can reach him at Patrick@PatrickDorn.com
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The Wexford Christmas Imps - Patrick Dorn
The Wexford Christmas Imps
A Father Declan Supernatural Mystery
Patrick Dorn
Copyright © 2021 by Patrick Dorn
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This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
Contents
Also by Patrick Dorn
Spiritual warfare at its silliest
Chapter 1
A Perplexing Painting
Chapter 2
The Tearing of a Veil
Chapter 3
A Culturally Confused Christmas Crèche
Chapter 4
A Dreadful Diversity
Chapter 5
Pandemonium on Parade
Chapter 6
Silly Spiritual Warfare
Chapter 7
A Helpful Halberdier
Chapter 8
The Enniscorthy Carol
Afterword
Also by Patrick Dorn
About the Author
Also by Patrick Dorn
THE FATHER DECLAN
SUPERNATURAL MYSTERIES
The Banshee of Duckett’s Grove
The Black Hag of Shanagolden
The Carlingford Leprechaun
Invasion of the Ballybogs
The Offaly Werewolves
The Portumna Bridge Troll
The Skibbereen Famine Man
The Viking Vermin of Dunmore Cave
The Wexford Christmas Imps
WEIRD WESTERNS
Attack of the Lightning Bugs
Chupacabrón
Gold Faever
The Gold Hill Ghoul
The Night Nurse: Glenwood Springs, 1888
The Odd Fellow’s Champion
The Pilfered Pelt
Quicker Than the Eye
Recalling Molly
Thin Skinned
The Ugliest Man in Albuquerque
MORE STORIES
Bush League
Coffin Stick
The Dog Boy
Needles & Pin
Right Place, Wrong Time
PLAYS AND MUSICALS
Check out my website for a listing of more than 100 plays and musicals (mostly for children).
Spiritual warfare at its silliest
A gifted Irish priest engages in silly spiritual warfare with a swarm of mischievous imps that are turning an obnoxiously inclusive Anglican church's Lessons and Carols Christmas Eve service into mirthful mayhem and playful pandemonium.
The Father Declan Supernatural Mysteries are a series of standalone upbeat, redemptive and often humorous urban fantasy short stories set in Ireland.
Chapter One
A Perplexing Painting
Father Declan O’Shea rubbed his bruised forehead, wishing, and not for the first time, that medieval dungeons had taller doorways. The Franciscan friar decided he had seen more than enough of the newly refurbished Enniscorthy Castle in County Wexford.
He considered passing on a delectable roast beef dinner with creamed mash potatoes, seasonal vegetables and Yorkshire pudding at The Bailey Bar and Eatery, canceling his