Everything You Always Wanted To Know about the Mechanics of Writing Right: About Writing Right, #1

By D. J. Herda

Here's everything you always wanted to know about the mechanics of writing right but were afraid to ask. Or questions you asked on the Internet and received gibberish in return. Or questions you asked but never received any reply at all. Finally, here are the honest, unvarnished, authoritative responses to questions from writers around the world from one of the leading grammatical authorities and most widely published authors, teachers, editors, and book doctors working today.

True, the Internet is a prolific source of information. But it's not always reliable or accurate, and people who look to it for answers often come away frustrated and disillusioned.

 

Recognizing that the need for precise information has never been greater, the author draws upon half a century of know-how and experience to provide honest, relevant answers to questions such as how to beat "writer's block," how to get motivated to write, how to create a dynamic opening line, and how to find a literary agent or publisher. He talks about self-publishing and marketing; locating a good professional editor, and writing efficiently and effectively. He brings unique and wide-ranging experiences to the table, drawing upon his years as a book, magazine, and newspaper editor as well as a college-level instructor of everything from analytic grammar and business correspondence to Creative Writing Workshop. He has edited, ghostwritten, and book-doctored for numerous major celebrities, politicos, and corporate scions while conventionally publishing more than 90 books of his own. He has fielded questions from all major social media and Websites from Bella Online and The Authors Guild to Pen America and many North American newspapers for decades. As one of his students remarked, "If D. J. doesn't have an answer, the question doesn't exist."

 

Fascinating reading and invaluable information--that's what The Mechanics of Writing Right has to offer. Broken down into easily assimilated Q&A's, it's a classic resource, an invaluable reference work, and a sheer joy for writers and readers of all backgrounds and ages.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Elektra Press, LLC
• Release date: Dec 18, 2020
• ISBN: 9781637323397

D. J. Herda

D.J. Herda is an award-winning freelance author, editor and photojournalist who has written several thousand articles, and more than 80 books, including Zen and the Art of Pond Building. He is an avid organic gardener and test grower and has been writing extensively about growing fruits and vegetables for over 40 years.

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BOOK ONE

From the Best-Selling Series

About Writing Right

D. J. Herda

Elektra Press, LLC

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Table of Contents

ALSO by D. J. Herda

INTRODUCTION: What's Wrong with the Internet?

ONE: The Mechanics of Writing

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ALSO by D. J. Herda

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INTRODUCTION: What's Wrong with the Internet?

THE WORLD WIDE WEB. The source of all good. And maybe just a touch of evil. But is it also the source of accurate information it presents itself to be? Don't count on it.

As long ago as medieval times, two former Facebook employees named Adam D'Angelo and Charlie Cheever joined forces to form a new company called Quora. It was in June 2009. By the following March, Wall Street evaluated the newly incorporated company at $86 million. By 2014, the site had evolved into a more organized Yahoo Answers, a classier Reddit, and a more opinionated Wikipedia, according to the cofounders. The corporation raised $80 million from Tiger Global Management, while its valuation zoomed to $900 million.

Experts in their fields were one part of Quora's attraction. The corporation began soliciting top guns from the forum’s inception. The concept of everyday Joe's asking bona fide experts serious questions caught fire. By late December 2010, the site had experienced spikes of visitors five to ten times its initial load—so much so that the Website had difficulties handling the increased traffic.

In June 2011, with a simplified navigation system installed, Quora cofounder D'Angelo compared the site to Wikipedia, saying that the changes were made based on what had worked and what had not after Quora had experienced such unprecedented growth.

I bring up all of this history for two reasons. First, Quora's success is phenomenal, but it's hardly unique. If you were to put under a magnifying glass similar social-media sites such as Facebook, Twitter, Yahoo Answers, Bella Online, Pinterest, and others, you'd see similar meteoric explosions. Social media is big, and it's here to stay. It's changing, of course, and it will continue to evolve so it can battle for the big numbers with the competition, but it's not going to disappear anytime soon.

Second, many sites promise a world of information to an extraordinarily large number of visitors and fail to deliver it. Either through lack of navigable terrain, a lack of on-site experts and authorities, or other reasons too complicated to explore here, they fail nearly as often as they succeed. Two of the primary reasons are that information is difficult to solicit or to decipher, and the information it does deliver is buggy to the point of being detrimental to the person asking for help.

I first stumbled upon social media when everybody else did decades ago. I didn't come across the sleeping giant known as Quora, though, until around 2015. When I did, I immediately became fascinated by the vast scope of the topics it covered. Like Bella Online and its universal appeal to women looking to expand their knowledge base while improving their useable skills, Quora seemed to be everything all of its social-media rivals weren't. Concise. Navigable. And authoritative. And then the inevitable happened.

The Powers that Be at Quora decided to monetize the site to entice more user participation by encouraging its members to ask questions. In fact, they not only encouraged additional questions but also placed a bounty on them. By signing up to a simple program, users asking questions could earn anywhere from a few dollars a month to thousands, and it proved to be more of an enticement than many casual Internet users could resist. Quora members signed onto the program by the tens of thousands. Many couldn't speak intelligible English; some couldn't communicate at all. Of those who did ask intelligible questions, many were so banal as to border on the absurd.

The results were predictable—if not to the Quora management team then, at least, to serious observers. The quantity of the questions exploded while the quality of the questions fizzled. Still, the number of member questioners continued to grow, with more people than ever signing up to participate in the monetization plan—generating quick, easy money for doing what came naturally: asking questions.

Just as predictably, the accuracy of the answers by people interested more in building a name for themselves than in providing valuable information plummeted. Instead of experts, many answerers proved to be money-making machines. For every authoritative answer, Quora visitors had to wade through ten times that many nonsense responses. And those were for the questions that made sense. Many members who were ill-equipped or not equipped at all to ask questions began doing so, anyway, and a growing number of those questions weren't even decipherable.

It didn't take more than a few months from the program's inauguration before I noticed just how far afield some of the answers were becoming—particularly in the areas devoted to writing, publishing, and editing, understandably fields close to my own heart. The number of appropriate or even accurate responses rose as the questions became more ludicrous. Worse, many of the answers were so poorly thought-out that following their advice could work to the readers' detriment—not to mention to any thoughts of literary careers those readers may have harbored!

The same fate, not surprisingly, fell upon other social-media giants, including Facebook and Twitter. Today, while Quora, Facebook, Twitter, Yahoo Answers, and other social-media sites boast more than billions of combined, unique monthly visitors, the genuineness of the questions and the answers' reliability hover at an all-time low.

Unfortunately, this negative pattern of meaningless questions and incongruous responses comes when the number of people working at home continues to escalate in response to the changing pattern of the American scene. And many of these people want to know about the general field of writing, both as a worthy avocation and as a potential career move. As Amazon's Kindle Direct, Ingram's Spark, and others push to gain market share in the field of Print on Demand, the need for accurate and informed information has never been greater. Despite that need, a growing dearth of honest, accurate, educated, and complete answers to questions related to all areas of writing and publishing remains. This ranges from how to get motivated to write and how to write a dynamite first line for that new book you've been planning for years to how to become a published author (conventionally vs. self-published), how to market your work, how to find a reliable agent, and how to pitch a book or script to Hollywood.