The Collected Works of J. Samuel Olson

By Johnathan Olson

A book of poetry about life, love, moral lessons, and living life with mental illness, with a section of children's poetry thrown in.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: May 22, 2015
• ISBN: 9781329155633

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The Collected Works of J. Samuel Olson

The

Collected

Works

OF

J.

Samuel Olson

Chapter 1: Poetry for Teeny Tykes

A Day Full of Fun

Higgledy piggledy pumpkin and pie

Your nose will grow if you tell a lie

But if you do you need never fear

Just stand on your head and tug on your ear

Girls are gross and boys are icky

Like something from your nose that’s wet and sticky

So get on a chair and stand up real tall

And grab some paint and throw it at the wall

Let’s go out and scream and shout

As we run all about

Then let’s go in and wash our hair

And go to bed with a warm teddy bear.

Chocolate on the Brain

Chocolate on the brain

Can always be a pain

Especially when it melts

And leaves a big brown stain

And when it’s nice and chewy

And oh so ooey gooey

You know that’s when it looks

Like a great big stinky pooey

And although it may look sticky

And oh so very icky

Don’t