Alicia in MAGAland: Correctly Political Tales, #3

By Gregory Inkelaar

In this installment of the increasingly popular Correctly Political Tales series, read about the adventures of a young congresswoman as she journeys through a land that is even more nonsensical than Congress (if such a thing is possible).

• Language: English
• Publisher: Gregory Inkelaar
• Release date: Oct 8, 2020
• ISBN: 9781393203353

Book preview

Introduction

Hello, dear reader .  At the time of this publication it is the YEAR THAT WILL NEVER END! Or 2020 for those of you reading this in the future.  Assuming that there even is a future, that is.

This has been a rough year for pretty much all of us.  Things haven't been going well in the United States this year, and I understand that our friends around the world have been going through hard times as well.  Truly this has been a dark time for everyone.

When times are tough, it's important to remember the lighter side of life.  We all need to remember to take the time to live, to love, and especially to laugh.  With that in mind, I hereby present the latest book in the Correctly Political Tales series.  I hope that this book provides you with some well-deserved laughter.

Or, failing that, it will give you something to use for emergency toilet paper if there's another shortage.  Assuming that you have a physical copy, anyway.  I do not recommend using the electronic copy for emergency toilet paper.  That doesn't tend to work out too well.

Alicia was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank...

Hold it!  Alicia said  My name isn't 'Alicia'.  It's Ale...

What Alicia did not realize is that the author is making fun of the people that intentionally referred to the Congresswoman from New York by the wrong name during the 2018 election.

You mean like that idiot on TV that can't even say Kamala Harris's name right?  Alicia asked.

I think that might actually be the same guy.  It's really hard to tell those idiots apart.

I don't know, that seems like kind of an obscure joke to me.  Are you sure that the author isn't just trying to avoid a lawsuit?  Alicia asked.

To be completely honest, I think it's a little of both.

I don't really see my real-life counterpart suing anyone over a piece of parody, but I guess it's better to be safe than sorry.  Alicia said.

I'm glad that we got that settled.  Now we can continue.  Alicia was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister, when...

Hold it.  Alicia said.

Oh dear god, what now?!

I'm pretty sure my real life counterpart doesn't have a sister.  Alicia said.

But what Alicia did not realize at the time is that the author did not get a flying...er, that the author could not care less whether or not her real life counterpart had a sister.

Suit yourself, but the author is going to get a lot of bad comments if it turns out that she doesn't.  Alicia said.

Oh please!  It's not like anyone is ever going to read this author's work.

Fair point.  Alicia said.

Anyway, Alicia was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of...

Wait a minute.  Alicia said.

Oh come on!  What is it now?

I don't know much about the banking industry, but I'm pretty sure they wouldn't just let two people sit on top of one.  Alicia said.

A RIVERBANK, YOU FOOL!

Oh, okay.  That makes sense.  Alicia said.

So Alicia, out of boredom, took a peek at the book her sister was reading.

Is that a political parody of a children's story?  Who in the world would even read something like that?  Alicia asked.

You know, if we keep making jokes like that, then we're going to make the author mad at us.

Hey, you're the one that said that no one reads this crap!  Alicia said.

And I stand by that statement, but we don't want to make the no-talent hack that writes this stuff upset.

Okay, fine.  I'll ease up.  Alicia said.

She briefly considered whether it would be worth the trouble to make a daisy chain, when an albino rabbit ran past her.

What makes you say that it's an albino?  Alicia asked.

The original version of the story described it as a white rabbit with pink eyes.  I'm pretty sure that's the definition of an albino.

Sounds good enough to me.  Alicia said.

There was nothing remarkable about the rabbit (apart from the albinism) until it said, Oh dear, I shall be too late!  The rabbit took a stopwatch out of it's waistcoat pocket and looked at it with great concern.

Alicia didn't think much of it at first.  After all, she knew a lot of people that saw strange things after they had been drinking.  Then she thought to herself, Wait a minute!  I don't drink!  She rose to her feet and ran after the rabbit out of curiosity.  She was just in time to see it go down a large rabbit hole.

How large?  Alicia asked.

She proceeded to...wait, what?

How large is the rabbit hole?  I know I'm supposed to go down the rabbit hole, and I don't want to get stuck.  Alicia said.

I'm...assuming that the hole is going to be large enough for you to fit through.  After all, the story can't really go anywhere if you can't go down the hole.

"I know that, but