Homo Sapien Bob vs The World: Homo Sapien Bob vs The World, #1

By Brian Jones

Homo Sapien Bob vs the World is an adventure of epic proportions. Mother Earth can't understand why all of Earth's Entities can't get along the fish, the trees, the clouds, the mountains all seem to work it out throw in one Homo Sapien, and all hell breaks loose.

 

The ultimate competition between Homo Sapiens and Earth entities begins when they compete to see who adds more value to their presence on Earth. The winner gets to stay on the planet, and the loser well, let's say outer space will start to get a little more crowded. We have a rocket, and who doesn't love rockets.

 

Rex and Iggy are responsible for setting up and running these competitions, where all the craziness begins at World Mastermind Headquarters. Many characters like Mother Nature, Father Time, Meco, Scientists, rhinoceros, the whistler, and even Einstein, make a brief appearance and a host of others, each one crazier than the next. 

 

What about Bob? He's in the title, and yes, we have many Bob's in fact, lots and lots of Bob's. Bob's are like lightbulbs interchangeable. 

 

We have judges music songs and a ton of humor to make this the ultimate Bob adventure. So if you like Competition Elimination Rockets Outerspace and Bye-Bye, you are going to love this whale of a tale. 

 

Sit back and be entertained. This adventure is fabulous in either book form, yet to get the true Bob experience, an audible form with a book is the ultimate Bob Extravaganza. Cheers enjoy the journey of Homo Sapien Bob vs The world.

 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Brian Jones
• Release date: Sep 18, 2020
• ISBN: 9781777310776

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Homo Sapien Bob

Vs

The World

Episode One

Bob

Vs

Carl the Coal

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Homo Sapien Bob

Vs

The World

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Start Here

All great journeys have to start somewhere

Hello, I’m Rex  from  World Mastermind Headquarters  and before we get started on this Grand Adventure of

Homo Sapien Bob

vs

The World

I have to clear up a few things before we begin.  First, the style of writing or listening is in a talking form between characters I'm talking, he’s talking she’s talking this is not juggling people an optical illusion or eating rice with one chopstick it's talking.

So what does that mean for  YOU  the reader or listener of this whale of a tail.... I haven't got the foggiest idea.  There are two people  and there talking  how about that.

Second, you will see or hear sentences broken up (Broken Sentences) they’re meant to be like that  cause we’re talking  like that.  The grammar sometimes might not be exact.

Whaaaaaat!

And I paid for this...... the grammar is supposed to be perfect.

Robots speak Robot and Homo Sapiens speak  well  Homo Sapien!

So I will be the bigger person here in this relationship and apologize first to the Grammarists out there and their police department. I promise you my next masterpiece will be grammatically correct. So for now, you will have to put up with this  Slabofapiece Masterpiece.

This Epic Adventure of  Homo Sapien Bob   is in the future, yet I can't tell you when  because if you actually knew and got there, it wouldn't be the future anymore, and that would spoil all the surprises.  Soooo all I can say  hey  strive for greatness  every day  OK

World Mastermind Headquarters

is the place where  Mother Earth  Father Time  Mother Nature  go to communicate and help send their message out to all the Entities (including Homo Sapiens) that call the planet their home. It's like a one-stop-shop for the big three  along with  Rex  myself and my trusted assistant  Iggy  to help keep the delicate balance on Earth.

We have lots of characters that come in and out of each episode.  Iggy and I hold competitions to see who adds more value to Earth between Homo Sapiens and Earth Entities to prove their worthiness.  We have real judges  music  songs  to add some zest and effervescence. We also have a Rocket, and who doesn’t love Rockets.

An Earth Entity is everything else on the planet that is not  a  Homo Sapien. It could be anything. In our first episode  Homo Sapien Bob  is up against  Carl the Coal.

I know what you’re thinking at this point  what about    Bob  this slabofapiece of a masterpiece is supposed to have a  Bob  it's featured in the damn name. My brother's name is  Bob  and his son’s name is