Hope and Joy & The Return: Two Plays
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Hope and Joy
Hope’s labour is unusual and uneggspected. Happily, nothing fazes Joy, the hospital cleaner who helps her to escape. Then Joy is sacked from her job and she moves in with Hope and her swan-boy son, Magnus. Their lives collide in chaos – can they survive this shifting world?
A deeply original play that explores love and loss in a changing environment, imagining Scotland in a time much like ours, but not quite.
The Return
France, 1560. In the foothills of the Pyrenees, Bertrande tends to her livestock and raises her young son, seven years after her husband disappeared. One day, a stranger, Arnaud, walks into her life and before long they decide to present him to the world as her long-lost husband. But is it possible that he really is her husband?
Inspired by the true story of Martin Guerre, The Return is a gripping play about the mystery of identity, and asks whether we can ever truly know even those we love best.
‘ ... the story is told in a glorious, beautifully-balanced combination of strong, spare dialogue, eloquent movement, and haunting Languedoc song ...’ Joyce McMillan, The Scotsman, 2018
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Hope and Joy & The Return - Ellie Stewart
Hope and Joy
a Pearlfisher and Stellar Quines commission
Hope and Joy, produced by Stellar Quines and Pearlfisher, was first performed on Friday 25 October 2019, Cumbernauld Theatre, before embarking on a Scottish tour.
Characters
HOPE
female (between 20 and 40)
JOY
female (between 40 and 60)
MAGNUS
male (age 16/17)
PART 1
The beating wings of a large bird increase in frequency and decrease in volume until it sounds like a foetal heartbeat.
***
Summer.
A room in a hospital.
HOPE is in labour. She’s in the middle of a contraction. She is groaning.
JOY is supporting her physically.
JOY: Keep moving. Keep breathing. You’re doing great.
A wee while. The contraction passes.
JOY: There you go. That’s better, isn’t it?
First time?
HOPE: Last.
JOY: They all say that.
Till the next time.
What are you having?
HOPE: What am I having?
JOY: Girl or boy?
HOPE: I don’t know. It’s … unexpected.
JOY: One night stand?
Beat.
HOPE: Kind of.
JOY: Pished were you?
HOPE: No!
Pause.
HOPE: It was …
I think there might be complications.
JOY looks at HOPE’s notes.
JOY: Nothing in your notes, Hope.
HOPE: No. I didn’t …
But I think it might be …
I don’t know what to expect.
JOY looks at the notes.
JOY: None of us knows what to expect.
Pause.
HOPE: The circumstances of conception were … unusual.
JOY: None of our business how the wean got in there. The main thing is, it gets out safe.
HOPE: I think it might be a wee bit unique.
JOY: Look, if you’ve got a medical history just write it in your notes.
JOY passes the notes to HOPE.
JOY: Write it in some kind of squiggly handwriting – makes it look like a Doctor’s.
HOPE: I can write my own notes?
JOY: Somebody has to. No one else has time. But do it quick before the next contraction.
Too late. The contraction has started.
JOY: Is the Father coming in?
HOPE breathing. Shakes her head.
JOY: Anyone you can call?
HOPE groaning.
JOY: Girlfriend?
HOPE groaning.
JOY: Mum?
HOPE groaning.
JOY: Pal?
The contraction is passing.
JOY: You won’t be long now. That’s my shift finished.
HOPE: What?
JOY: I don’t get overtime for this.
HOPE: But I don’t know what’s happening!
JOY: You must have some idea.
HOPE: No!
HOPE shakes her head.
JOY: From the telly?
HOPE: No.
JOY: You’ll be fine. There are four born every second. (Claps four times quickly.) Just like that.
HOPE: Not like this one.
JOY: You’ll be fine.
HOPE: When does the next midwife start?
JOY: Midwife?
They don’t call a midwife till you’re at least seven centimetres dilated.
If it all goes to plan you probably won’t even see a midwife.
HOPE: But you’re a midwife.
JOY: I’m not even an auxiliary. I’m just the cleaner.
But I’ll get someone to bring you a nice cup of tea and a biscuit. Plenty of sugar.
HOPE: I don’t take sugar. It makes me sick.
JOY: You’ll be sick anyway. At least you’ll have something to bring up.
***
JOY at home. She is on the sofa with a goldfish in a bowl. She has a bag of crisps.
She talks to the goldfish.
JOY: What do you think? Flying Doctors? How to Train Your Hamster? Grand Designs?
…
I know, it’s not your favourite.
…
It is a special though … it’s on stilts.
JOY opens the bag of crisps and crumbles a wee bit of crisp into the goldfish bowl.
JOY: ¡Que aproveche!
Banging on the wall from the next room.
JOY puts the bowl down.
JOY: (To goldfish.) Don’t go away.
***
The next day in the hospital room. HOPE and JOY. JOY is cleaning.
HOPE tries to move. She winces.
JOY: Sore, are you?
HOPE: Only when I move. Or cough. Or pee. It’s worst when I pee.
JOY: You should pee in the shower. It really helps. You have to …
JOY mimes hosing her own fanny with a shower head.
JOY: But it really helps.
HOPE: How long does it last?
JOY: Which bit?
HOPE: The stingy as fuck bit.
JOY: Not long.
Pause.
HOPE: Are they talking about me?
JOY: A bit.
HOPE: What are they saying?
JOY: That you’re a grunter.
HOPE: A grunter?
JOY: Don’t worry about it. Everyone does something. There’s the grunters, the honkers, the growlers, the beaters, the screamers, the whoopers, the greeters, the ones that bellow, the ones that low.
You are a grunter.
Beat.