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The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book: Tender Thoughts to Put a Smile on Your Wrinkly Little Face
By Jim Dale
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The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book is like the best outrageous birthday cards rolled into one. Illustrated with black-and-white photographs, the book's edgy humor needles everyone who's suffered the slings and arrows of one too many birthdays:
- Your friends got together to light your birthday candles. Oops, not enough friends.
- Who's older . . . you or the Earth?
- Now that you're older, admit it. You watch the Weather Channel.
- It's now estimated the universe is a trillion years old. That's two years older than you.
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