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    Encyclopedia of Anecdotes vol.1
    Encyclopedia of Anecdotes vol.1
    Encyclopedia of Anecdotes vol.1
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    Encyclopedia of Anecdotes vol.1

    By Gordey Vlasov

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    About this ebook

    Dear reader! Let me introduce you to the first issue of the encyclopedia of anecdotes series.

    From a huge number of jokes and jokes, we have selected more than 150,000+ of the funniest, understandable to anyone and divided them into 24 sections:

    - Anecdotes about drivers

    - Anecdotes about alcohol lovers

    - Army Anecdotes

    - Old Anecdotes

    - Anecdotes about doctors

    - Anecdotes about women

    - Anecdotes about children

    - Anecdotes about food

    - Anecdotes about animals

    - Anecdotes about the Internet

    - Anecdotes about family relationships

    - International Anecdotes

    - Anecdotes about politics

    - Vulgar Anecdotes

    - Anecdotes about holidays

    - Anecdotes about work

    - Anecdotes about religion

    - Anecdotes about fishing

    - Anecdotes about sports

    - Anecdotes about old people

    - Anecdotes about education

    - Anecdotes about philosophy

    - Anecdotes about censorship

    - Other Anecdotes

    Each week, we plan to release at least one issue, which will include 250 new jokes and funny stories on one of the above topics.

    We sincerely hope that reading our Encyclopedia will add positivity and bring you a lot of fun and positive emotions!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGordey Vlasov
    Release dateJun 3, 2020
    ISBN9780463202326
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      Encyclopedia of Anecdotes vol.1 - Gordey Vlasov

      Encyclopedia of Anecdotes vol.1

      Published by Gordey Vlasov at Smashwords

      Copyright 2020 Gordey Vlasov

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      - Why did the policeman the gun?

      - To protect their daily earnings from the other robbers.

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      - Excuse me, comrade policeman, did not want to exceed, but it has got drunk, puked on the dashboard, so speed is not seen...

      *****

      The gray-haired officer of the traffic police was crushed shrug:

      - Never thought I'd see the time when the smell of alcohol from the driver will characterize a healthy lifestyle...

      *****

      - How did popular wedding host a lot of orders during the quarantine?

      - From the cab.

      *****

      - How do you like Moscow, hillbilly?

      - Taxis are very expensive.

      - You're the taxi did not go. This bus was.

      *****

      The traveler is included in the provincial town. Suited to the first available taxi driver and asks:

      - Listen to your city big? In a day you can get around?

      Yeah, but for the money still to go around.

      *****

      In the bus:

      - Male! If you me quite laid down, though not sleep!

      *****

      I understand why the drivers of Gazelles break the latch on the glove compartment for documents. It cool then pop along. Like the tiger bobble head. Like a tiger, only cover.

      *****

      Asked the instructor of a driving school:

      - What would you do if after driving your car more than a kilometer away suddenly found that the key forgotten in the

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