7 small variegated ironic stories almost satirical

By Donatella tandelli

Irony is the leitmotif of these 7 deifferent stories but with some similarities between them.
sometimes sarcasmo takes over but , trust me, sarcasm, irony are all vital skills to live better and take the life easy

• Language: English
• Publisher: DT
• Release date: Feb 3, 2020
• ISBN: 9788835374701

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THE LOTTERY AND THE POLICE WOMAN

"And I put it here ... what the hell ... in this damn street there are only parked lots of scooters ... motorcycles and scooters and scooters again, what a drag! What, what they have in their brain?! And anyone who has a car. .. where must park it .. on the moon ??? Yes ... if possible like that of James Bond .. pocket and hyper light!

You really have to be a genius to do 60 parking spaces for scooters in a street of houses, only houses and some stores ... of course people don't have a car here, why!!! Is useless a car today...

Here reigns the scooter King !!!

Then .. superlative cunning.... just as tourists begin to invade this village like a barbaric horde angry and thirsty for sun and sea...and as they arrive here...by car, of course more obvious you can not!!!! Already it's a macroscopic country this where i unfortunately live, there's almost 70 percent of the parking not free.... if I think about it...oh my gooood ...I would cut the tires to all tourists cars and also to scooters and motorcycles, yeah!!

Come on, it's Sunday morning, these horned policemen will stay at home today or not ?? "

Filippa thought quickly, peering through her car windows as if some obscure and evil figure was wandering around, anxious to paint a little notebook with so many beautiful doodles.

No one seemed to be on the horizon ...

As she closed the doors, as quietly as possible like thieves, a nefarious and gray voice made her shoulders stiffen.

Miss. Excuse me ... haven't you seen the stripes on the floor ...? said the little sour woman, though good-looking.

And where did she come out, from the manhole ??? Sad softly but rugged Filippa, acid more than a juice of unripe citrus without sugar.

Of course I saw them ... have you seen scooters, scooters and only scooters till the end of civilization? ... Who has the car where do you think can park it, excuse me, on the moon? Sure you vigilant don't care ... do you just make cash or am I wrong? Filippa said, assuming an increasingly cannibalistic aspect to every word that came out of her mouth.

But, how do you dare? !! Let's start badly here if you use this tone !! Look at yourself who is at fault! Help license and booklet, now! said that incredulously annoyed, offended and astonished little woman sheltered behind those mirrored, soulless sunglasses.

I don't really give you a tube! On the contrary, are you curious to know what I tell you? ... ? Let's do all the fines that you want, take the car away from me, denounce me for insulting a public official, all these parking spaces for scooters are an insult to the resident of this street and neighboring! And I note that today, Sunday morning ... there will be, yes and no, ten scooters parked .... this does not suggest you anything ...? Filippa urged now turned into a wolf-woman.

Incredible! During the week it's always full, and you always complain that there is never a place !! And then citizens asked for more parking! Citizens like you, dear ! This does not suggest anything to you? answered the security guard with olympic calm from incipient fine.

Sure ... it suggests me that in this overcrowded little village there are too many, too many scooters and there is a viability from the third Punic war, and you vigilants, instead of trying to improve the things, you make life worse for residents having cars ... . good, really good !!

And in front of the security guard she set a spectacular applause, complete with a handshake, clearly not reciprocated.

Unperturbed, the guardian sentenced: "Do you seem to be in a state of alteration, did