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    College Man Cookbook: college cookbook
    College Man Cookbook: college cookbook
    College Man Cookbook: college cookbook
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    College Man Cookbook: college cookbook

    By John Blandly

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    You got a burning desire? Here is an updated all-star guy cookbook, featuring a bonus, low calorie alternative to all those Hollywood movie star cookbooks, plus, "How to be a Best Man" and the shocking and forgettable, "Guys Who Knit."

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAvantLifeGuard Books
    Release dateAug 26, 2019
    ISBN9781393614609
    College Man Cookbook: college cookbook
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    John Blandly

    John Blandly is an artist, actor, songwriter and filmmaker from upstate New York.

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      Table of Contents

      College Man Cookbook

      College Man Cookbook

      By John Blandly

      Copyright © MMXXI by J. J. Brearton

      AvantLifeGuard Books

      All Rights Reserved

      1

      The dreaded twenties

      Once you hit age 20, and are still in college, things are pretty cool, but face it. You peaked. The zenith of your career as a guy happens at age 19. It will go by so fast you won’t even realize it.

      Maybe you are working on your free throws; pass routes, outfield catching, or, more likely, your numerous mistakes and arrests.

      At this age, the stress is pretty far off the charts.

      More than one girlfriend has probably ditched you. Please, take comfort in the fact that a pretty good percentage of women don’t even like men. So, don’t take it too personally.

      Do not drown in big drinking escapades. Take care of yourself. Drive yourself. The most dangerous location is shotgun.

      If a car has four wheels, it is worth $400.

      Any upgrade will cost you. But, above all, have a whip.

      Independence, me good buddy, will keep you alive.

      Why? Because you need, or want, a girlfriend. Probably both.

      Avoid commitment, or the possibility of commitment, until you have a job. Do not knock up a girl. Are you an idiot?

      Have kids after you are married.

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