Sex on the Beach

By John Valjean

Sexy young newlywed Sebastian Fletcher and his wife have started their honeymoon on the wrong foot. When she goes out for a day of sightseeing, Sebastian finds himself not so alone with thousands of sparsely clothed gay men, just docked from a gay cruise.

The men are hot and down to be nasty. Really nasty. When word gets out that a straight man on his honeymoon is among them, Sebastian becomes something of a celebrity, and everyone wants a piece of him.

Things heat up beside the pool, in the newlywed’s honeymoon suite, and on the beach in this raunchy tale of lust on the shores of Puerto Vallarta!

• Language: English
• Publisher: John Valjean
• Release date: Apr 10, 2019
• ISBN: 9780463000298

John Valjean

John Valjean has been writing erotica on his moderately successful Tumblr from 2014 to 2018, before the site stopped allowing dirty stuff. At the behest of his husband, John took to writing long-form stories based on his deepest, dirtiest sexual fantasies. When he's not writing, John enjoys going to movies, binging tv series, cooking and baking, and spending time with family and friends.

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Sex on the Beach

By John Valjean

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John Valjean

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Disclaimer: This book contains sexually explicit material and profanity. Please do not read further if these things offend you. All characters depicted in sexual acts in this work of fiction are 18 years of age or older.

This book is a work of fiction. The characters, events, and places portrayed in this book are products of the author’s imagination and are either fictitious or are used fictitiously. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and not intentional.

Sex on the Beach

After seventeen frustrating hours of airport delays, missing luggage, and losing the blame game he played most of the time with his new wife, Sebastian Fletcher cared about just one thing when they finally arrived at the Hotel Mariposa in Puerto Vallarta: spending the evening in their hotel room and getting dirty, sopping drunk. He imagined ordering the entire hotel bar up to his wedding suite so he could plow through enough beers to forget this awful trip to Puerto Vallarta. As soon as they put their carry-on bags down in their room, Sebastian jumped on the California King, swiped the menu on the nightstand, and started flipping through it. Yes, two plates of Street Tacos with rice and beans was the right steps toward recovery from the hunger pangs with which he’s suffered from over the last few hours. And a six pack to wash it down. For starters.

What are you hungry for? Sebastian asked his wife, River, trying to overlook the volume of quarreling that manifested at the beginning of the trip and kind of, sort of, had not yet been resolved.

I don’t know, River answered. I’ll decide downstairs after I’ve cleaned up.

Downstairs? Sebastian asked, knowing she was serious. I’m kind of hungry now. I was thinking we could have food ordered up here and just chill for the night.

Oh my god, Sebastian, River groaned. "We were supposed to be here at ten this morning! We’ve lost a whole day! I thought we might salvage all this B.S. and, I don’t know, start our honeymoon with a romantic dinner for fuck’s