December 2018 (Side Quests, #3)

By Joe Rover

“Greetings, one and all,” he said in a slightly high-pitched voice. “It is I, Captain Marty Magpie, the most feared pirate on the seven seas and in the seven skies. I am here to plunder you of your riches.”

Fill you stockings with tales and treats. From landmark thieves to a mystery surrounding a celebration ruined. The December adventures of “Sides Quests” will keep you warm during this holiday season. And if stories aren’t your thing, the magazine has a review and a comic.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Joe Rover
• Release date: Dec 11, 2018
• ISBN: 9780463323694

Joe Rover

One day while on a field trip, I was bitten by a radioactive writer. Thus, I was granted the proportional imagination and typing speed of a writer. I also found that I could stick notes to walls and developed an early warning “grammar sense.” Eventually, I learned that with great action verbs comes great sentences. From that day forward, I was The Somewhat Impressive Writer-Man!But really...Joe Rover is the pen name of an author who spends his time writing many family-friendly fictional stories. “Joe” has been a journalist, computer programmer, photographer, and graphic designer. He is currently studying digital animation and business.He has won many awards, such as the "Magic Holiday Thrills" contest and the "Write to Rank" Orange Belt round.

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Side Quests

December 2018

Joe Rover

Published 2018 by BLT Publishing

Distributed by Smashwords

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Table of Contents

Title Page

Copyright Page

Plane Funny | Side Quest

Snow Flurry | Comic

Sliver Blades: A Duel Nature | Review

December Recommended

How the Termites Stole Landmarks | Side Quest

Writing Prompt

McDonald’s Misadventure | Random

Ads

The Peace Day Case | Side Quest

ZapMail

Other Books by Joe Rover

Awards & Praise

Thank You

About the Author

Plane Funny | Side Quest

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