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    The Triceratops
    The Triceratops
    The Triceratops
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    The Triceratops

    By Milthy Swinebuckle

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    Short poem about bumping into a couple of dinosaurs while out walking!

    The image used for this poem (the Triceratops skull) was provided by dinosaur replicas... A site were you can buy some amazing models of dinosaur skulls... Check it out on here... https://www.shapeways.com/shops/bob-s-3d-stall

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMilthy Swinebuckle
    Release dateSep 26, 2018
    The Triceratops
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    Milthy Swinebuckle

    Me born many moons ago.Me never seen sunMe very clever.Me like custard...mmmMe also like picking nose...GREAT FUN...find all sorts of stuffMe also a certified quantum physicist. This me job.Me once find piece of cardboard in nose....GRRRRrrrrr...This not funMe like watching radio...as of yet, no pictures, but me keep fingers crossedMe sometimes talk to me...sometimes me answers back...Me also can be cheeky sod...Me give me slap in mouth...Me not so mouthy now are me!!!Me hate cardboard...Why so brownP.S...Why me talk like ape-man?Me confused!

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