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Landlords’ Lament
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O. Wendell Pickle, a longtime real estate broker and investor, has rented to a variety of tenants ranging from responsible citizens to murderers and murderesses, embezzlers, liars, and thieves.
In his collection of limericks, written with an exorbitant amount of poetic license, Pickle offers a glimpse into what it is like to be a landlord in America while sharing some of the hundreds of creative excuses he has been offered by tenantswith and without a straight facefor not paying their rent either on time or at all.
Landlords Lament is a compilation of amusing verses that seek to help both seasoned or novice landlords feel they are not alone in a world filled with really bad excuses.
Rent is not credit by any means.He has trouble understanding, it seems.Hell go out of his wayTo spend it all that dayWith a I had to buy me some new jeans.
In his collection of limericks, written with an exorbitant amount of poetic license, Pickle offers a glimpse into what it is like to be a landlord in America while sharing some of the hundreds of creative excuses he has been offered by tenantswith and without a straight facefor not paying their rent either on time or at all.
Landlords Lament is a compilation of amusing verses that seek to help both seasoned or novice landlords feel they are not alone in a world filled with really bad excuses.
Rent is not credit by any means.He has trouble understanding, it seems.Hell go out of his wayTo spend it all that dayWith a I had to buy me some new jeans.
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O. Wendell Pickle
O. Wendell Pickle grew up on a farm in Mississippi, spent twenty years in the US Army, and enjoyed a forty-year career as a real estate broker and investor. Now ninety-four and widowed, he lives in Georgia, where he enjoys writing limericks and facing all of life’s challenges with a sense of humor.
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