Über Egos the Laff-A-Bull Solution to End Boring Parties Pretend to Be Someone You're Not!

By Gloria Jackson

Interested in a clever way to stir up your social atmosphere? ber Egos may be just what you are looking for to excite the crowd. Elevate your next party from ordinary to extraordinary!

How? Pretend to be someone you're not. We make it easy for you. Choose from 51 unique, hysterical, unconventional, absurd, and wacky characters. With make-believe guests like these attending your next party, just imagine the crazy antics and nutty conversations that will take place...a ture meeting of the minds!

At this get-together, be prepared for your guest's creative energy to be on overload! Some will be astonished, some will be speechless; nearly everyone will be ecstatic and most of all, you just created a memorable event!

Have some fun; you deserve it!

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Aug 29, 2012
• ISBN: 9781477262450

Gloria Jackson

Hello! My name is Gloria Denise Jackson. I was born to our late mother, Mary Elizabeth Barker, who passed away on January 30, 2015. We had a very close relationship, and I miss her so much. Our late father's name is Eugene Oliver Jackson, who passed away on July 15, 1992. I have six brothers and sisters in all, three sisters and three brothers. Three of us are full-blooded, and the rest of us are half. Born and raised in a small town in Dobson, North Carolina. We miss our parents and wish they were still with us, especially our mother.

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© 2012 by Gloria Jackson. All rights reserved.

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Word of Caution: Some character personalities contain adult language and subject matter. Therefore, Über Egos is intended for mature adults 18 years of age and older.

Published by AuthorHouse 08/22/2012

ISBN: 978-1-4772-6248-1 (sc)

ISBN: 978-1-4772-6245-0 (e)

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Contents

Acknowledgments

Preface

Über Egos, What are They? Sounds Catchy . . . Hell Yes, They’re Catchy!

Do Tell! Details Please . . .

The Brainwave

I’m Waiting, Amuse Me, or Lose Me.

Absurd, Silly, and Oh So Wonderful! Who Could Possibly be Interested?

Hey, Why Should I Do This?

The Planning Phase—aka, OMG, This is Going To Be a F~!^$@* Hoot! I Can’t Wait . . .

Now What? What Do You Do When You Get There? How Does It Work?

Bring On The Über Egos!

How to Find Specific Über Egos

Side Notes:

Presenting, the Unabashedly Heady Über Egos!

Über Egos, LLC

The Legal Zone

Acknowledgments

I wish to express my sincere appreciation and gratitude to many extraordinary friends who were very generous with their time and provided honest critiques. Their positive inspiration, unconditional support, and cautious optimism for my witty endeavor became the catalyst in motivating me to explore publishing options.

Kudos, accolades, hugs and kisses to all the marvelous longtime pals who participated in the debut of the Über Egos party. Thank you for your love of laughter, boundless capacity to have fun, and courage (guts) in accepting the challenge of a new adventure with such immense enthusiasm.

Preface

Initially I thought Über Egos would be a great fit for the game industry, possibly in the role play genre, which has become so popular. Wrong, wrong, wrong, oh so wrong! After numerous rejections and in some cases no replies at all from game companies, game publishers, as well as book publishers, I was feeling a little deflated but not defeated and I was certainly not ready to abandon my vision. After all, I was in too deep; I accidentally invested a lot of time and effort in this little amusement. I knew that there had to be other options out there and I was willing to do the research to uncover them.

My determination to move forward with this dream was important to me. I had to exhaust all potential opportunities to find out if this project was mistakenly unnoticed, not fully understood, a total bust, or it had merit and could be a slammin grand success. I needed to regroup and change my plan of action. I was able to convince myself that if I maintained a bullish attitude I would have a more