Seriously, I Manscaped for This ... Again? Book 2: Seriously, I Manscaped for This?, #2

By Jesse Trautmann

Here we go again!

Ever date a guy who you can't get to commit? I got the dish. Have you met Prince Charming but with unexpected results? Been there! Have you passed out drunk while masturbating leading to an uncomfortable morning ? Yep, that happens!.

When we're children we are meticulously taught not to talk to strangers. Now as adults it seems as if that's all we do. Dating and the need to find someone special is a driving force in dulling down our "spidy-sense" allowing for frivolous interactions whether it's on the internet, a coffee date, or meeting a guy in a dark bar.

But dating and relationships don't always play out so well.

My stories (as well as my friends) are vignettes depicting the roller coaster ride of dating and relationship mishaps in my 20s and early 30s, which I chronicle on my blog "I Shaved My Ass for This?"

Follow me into the hilarious and often shocking gay dating arena, which can be filled with bad decisions, angst, and sometimes even downright cruelty. These tales are to remind us that maybe our mothers were right in trying to paint the act of talking to strangers with such a cautionary hue.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Haven't You Heard Press
• Release date: Jul 28, 2020
• ISBN: 9781775131762

Jesse Trautmann

Jesse Trautmann is a Journalism graduate from Ryerson University and he has had numerous articles published in various newspapers, magazines, and websites.  During his schooling Trautmann wrote columns about his friend's and his fucked up dating and sex stories. It started with "Dating with Scissors," then it was "Date Night FAIL," then he continued with his blog "I Shaved My Ass for This?" Trautmann is currently residing in Edmonton, Canada wrestling the riddled equation of talented writer + scribblings = mortgage paid. He’ll get back to you on that.

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