Worm Chow: Worm Chow, #1

By H. N. Brice and Charles Keithley Thomas

Wisdom had it coming!

 

Worm Chow is the common man's answer to the wisdom of the ages, now that the common man can answer the wisdom of the ages without that annoying tendency to be drawn and quartered by your own peers. This irreverent collection of dark humor, satirical poems and nihilistic proverbs seeks to make you chuckle at your own doom, proving that at our very core we humans are all the same thing. Funny.

• Language: English
• Publisher: H. N. Brice
• Release date: Mar 9, 2013
• ISBN: 9781386990680

H. N. Brice

H. N. Brice is a Civil Servant who lives in the rolling hills of Eastern Iowa.

Book preview

One cannot build a temple with pebbles and moss.

But that's our budget so let's get cracking!

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A father's hand is strong enough to lift his son to manhood.

That's quite a backhand old dad has.

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I hide in the wind where doom and sorrow cannot find me.

Yeah, like that's gonna work.

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I prevailed upon the goddess Ichebeybonhini to cure my plague.

Apparently, I have mispronounced her name.

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One footfall at a time and eventually you will discover the edge of the world.

Oh dear, one footfall too many.

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An army of ten thousand may turn away at a wise man's words.

But not this army of