Jimmy vs. Vampires: The Family Avengers

By J. B. O'Neil

Includes FREE "Jimmy vs. Vampires" Audiobook inside!

That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of this sequel to the #1 Bestseller: "Grandma vs. Zombies…" "Jimmy vs. Vampires!"

You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this hilarious audiobook (complete with super-hero sound effects!) while reading along & paging through 19 amazing comic book illustrations of vampire-slaying action & kick-butt weapons!

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 * "Ridiculously perfect for a 9-12 year old boy!...Oh, and awesome pictures to complete the experience!"
 * "J.B. O'Neil has scored another winner with Grandma Vs. Zombies! The illustrations are a - delight also. With the addition of the free audio book, listening to the audio while looking at the pictures was great fun."
 * "My grandchildren have several of JB Oneil's other books and they love them but this one had them rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically."

One 10 year old boy vs. an ancient Vampire Overlord? No problem!

Young Jimmy Beezer is about to get his first ever solo mission as a member of the Family Avengers. It's a simple task: slay a rogue vampire that's holed itself up in the creepy old abandoned arcade across town.

But Jimmy's first mission becomes a whole lot more dangerous when he accidentally discovers a diabolical plot, one so sinister that it would threaten first Jimmy's hometown, then the world…and there's not enough time to save it before dinner! Will Jimmy succeed, or even SURVIVE?

If Jimmy is going to stand a chance, he'll need to use all of his best vampire-slaying weapons, including:

 * His duel water pistols…packed with vampire-scalding holy water!
 * His sturdy Louisville slugger baseball bat…with a sharpened stake grip for vampire impaling!
 * His sweet skateboard…that hides a sliver-bladed surprise for undead monsters!

PLUS MORE WACKY WEAPONS! MORE VAMPIRE-HUNTING ACTION! AND LOTS OF LAUGHS!

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• Language: English
• Publisher: J.J. Fast Publishing
• Release date: Jul 20, 2018
• ISBN: 9781386561842

J. B. O'Neil

J.B. O'Neil lives out in the sticks of Northern Illinois with his wife Patty, 2 kiddos, 7 chickens, and a little white pooch named Grommit. He wrote "The Fart Book" and "The Booger Book" together with his 8 year-old son named Joe, who laughs really hard at all of this gross-out humor ;O)

Book preview

Chapter 1: Enter Jimmy Beezer

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My name is Jimmy, and I’m ten years old. I’m the second-youngest member of The Family Avengers, a special group that was started by my great-grandparents almost a hundred years ago. Combining ancient martial arts and wisdom, modern extreme training, and advanced technology that makes sci-fi look like the stone age, The Family Avengers stands against all things evil and dangerous!

Take vampires for instance: vampires are about as evil as you get (except for Dr. Maligno, and he had to take several doses of concentrated evil to get that bad...but that’s another story.) All vampires want to do is treat normal people like cows.

Cows that they milk for hot, fresh blood!

We had a vampire right here in Podunk City once, a really strong one that had made a bunch of other vampires and was going to turn the whole city into his personal people-farm.

Before that happened though, someone in the Family Avengers took care of it. And it wasn’t my Mom that did it, or my Dad, or Grandma (though she probably could’ve done it and still gotten to bed by 9), or even my older sister Buffy.

Can you guess?

No, it wasn’t Baby Beezer. What’re you, joking? He can’t even walk yet!

Oh man, whatever. It was me! I slayed (slew? Killed) the vampire lord, and all his vampirelings! I got in a lot of trouble for it though, because I was really supposed to get my parents, or at least Buffy, to help. My parents were mad because they said I could’ve had all my blood drunk up, or worse, been turned into a vampire too.

Buffy was mad because HER first solo mission was so much lamer than mine. I don’t blame her: bodyguarding the President is a one-way ticket to boresville, especially when he’s in an underground bunker for the whole week with the other world leaders. I hear he’s pretty good at go-fish though.

But that’s a lame story. This is my AWESOME story about me, Jimmy, the Vampire Slayer!

Chapter 2: A Haircut