Doing 'Terribly' Well!

By Trevor Gallop

I’m doing ‘terribly’ fantastically well. I’m starting to think “terribly” is the only bloody thing I can do well.”

This is the world of Colin Hollings. His main preoccupation is sidestepping the banana skins littering his path as he tries to reassure his wife he’s not having an affair, attempting to sort out the mess he's made by mistakenly picking up someone else's love letters!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Trevor Gallop
• Release date: Jan 2, 2010
• ISBN: 9781452315683

Trevor Gallop

Who Is This Guy Trevor Gallop? Everyone has a novel in them and maybe Trevor should have left his there! He hasn't however, so do have a look! He has also been involved in a number of other writing projects, such as shopping lists, e-mails at work and other strictly utilitarian initiatives which are, fortunately, not available on Smashwords. Trevor also, during his tortured and misunderstood youth, disgorged a number of forgettable lyrics for the unknown, unloved and unmissed punk band, Phil Sick and The Vomits. Trevor is fifty four. He has one partner, two children who are both under the age of eight and a big mortgage. He lives in quiet misery in England. PS - follow Colin Hollings on Twitter - @ColinHollings

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