The Fart Book: The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket

By J. B. O'Neil

Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler . . . or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart . . . you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of amazing illustrations.

Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself, Milo Snotrocket, as he demonstrates all twenty-seven different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage). The Fart Book, in all of its gaseous glory, illustrates countless fart types and appropriate-use scenarios, including these:

•The Scream
•The Sputter
•The Rotten Egg Cloud
•The Cough Cover-Up
•The Sonic Boom

• Language: English
• Publisher: Sky Pony
• Release date: Oct 17, 2017
• ISBN: 9781510724365

J. B. O'Neil

J.B. O'Neil lives out in the sticks of Northern Illinois with his wife Patty, 2 kiddos, 7 chickens, and a little white pooch named Grommit. He wrote "The Fart Book" and "The Booger Book" together with his 8 year-old son named Joe, who laughs really hard at all of this gross-out humor ;O)

Book preview

MORSE CODE

This is a top secret farting method for super sleuths and spies; it’s not for the amateur, I assure you. This is serious stuff to be deployed only for the flatulent elite. Learning to intercept and send your own Morse code messages vapor style is like joining a secret club. It isn’t easy, and it’ll take a whole lot of practice to get it right. But when you do, you’ll be able to send messages undetected to your friends and fellow Morse flatulators without ever getting caught.

For example, Toot-toooot-tooooot. Toot! Too-toot. Toot-toooooo-toot. Toooot-too-toot is weird in fartspeak. Practice this with someone you trust to share these secrets and adventures with (my buddy Farty McPhee and I are getting pretty good at this). Soon you’ll be able to have entire conversations—although you’ll want to keep them short—while everyone around you curiously wrinkles their noses and starts walking away. The best part is that all evidence of the message dissolves into thin air and vanishes into unknowing nostrils without a trace.

THE ROCKET SHIP

Forget about gravity. Forget roller coasters. Forget tornadoes. Twisters will seem like dust mites compared to this rocket-shooting methane canon