How to Date Today's Modern Woman: (Without Ending up in Therapy)

By Izzy Wryght

If you have a good sense of humor and can appreciate a politically incorrect point of view of how the politics of the modern social dating process works, you will surely enjoy and value this book. From a socio/political point of view, the philosophy of this book tilts sightly to the right of Attila the Hun!

As a straight American male, you love women. Its your natural desires that motivate you to be with a woman for fun, relaxation, sex, companionship, and at the extreme, marriage. You will choose a female for any one or all of these rerasons, depending on how that woman affects you. So why is it, that in todays dating culture, it has become increasingly difficult to find a normal, traditional woman, a female who you can share a pleasant and meaningful relationship with, a relationship that can possibly evolve in to a traditional family lifestyle. The reason is, because todays modern women have changed the rules of behavior for social dating. And this means, you need protection!

If you have been seeking a female who has a firm grip on reality, and does not come into a dating situation with a political ax to grind, you have come to the right place for guidance and advice.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Oct 2, 2006
• ISBN: 9781467073448

Izzy Wryght

I began my social dating adventure's with young women during my early teenage years, (more precisely, the day my hormones dictated and directed me to this pleasure). I continued living and enjoying the dating lifestyle for the following 25 years (until I eventually got married). I have been very fortunate to have dated many women, from the “good woman” (traditional type of female) to “today’s modern woman”. As a result of my dating experiences with many caring and emotionally generous women(and some women who have been just the opposite), I have developed a workable theory on how men can possibly get better control over their relationships with women, and more importantly, how to get better control over their own thoughts and actions in dealing with this new breed of female called, today’s modern woman, (which,as I'm sure you well know, is not the easiest person in the world to get along with).I have been writing humorous material for over thirty years. Using humor, I offer brilliant insight, guidance and solutions to the various levels of interpersonal relationships that exist between men and women. This book has been praised, from high school and college students to married men, who have said, "It’s about time a book like this has come out”!

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How to Date Today’s

Modern Woman

(Without Ending Up in Therapy)

Izzy Wryght

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© 2008 Izzy Wryght. All rights reserved.

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First published by AuthorHouse 12/9/2008

ISBN: 978-1-4259-2706-6 (sc)

ISBN: 978-1-4670-7344-8 (ebk)

Printed in the United States of America

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Contents

Introduction

Chapter One:

Chapter Two:

Chapter Three:

Chapter Four:

Chapter Five:

Chapter Six:

Chapter Seven:

Chapter Eight:

Chapter Nine:

Chapter Ten:

Chapter Eleven:

Chapter Twelve:

Chapter Thirteen:

Chapter Fourteen:

Chapter Fifteen:

Chapter Sixteen:

About the Author:

Introduction

There is beauty to be found in all women. Some women have intellectual beauty. Some women have spiritual beauty. And some women have their beauty air-brushed on. It all depends what your looking for.

This is a dating survival guide, for every man who has had his fun partying with good-time women, and is now ready for a meaningful relationship with a normal female. Well, good luck finding her! This book of humor, jokes, political/social satire and commentary, was written to give hope and direction to the American male, and his need to understand women, by helping him to identify the good woman (and how to separate these good women) from the females who live on the dark-side. The intention of this book is not meant to criticize or offend any person(s), any particular group of people, anyone’s sexual orientation, or females (even though, there maybe some people who possibly deserve it).

This book consists entirely of opinions and beliefs, which you the reader might already share but have not been able to express. You might also find new revelations about how the undefined rules pertaining to the modern system of dating between men and women have changed (possibly, not in your favor) and what you can do about it. Hopefully the opinions in this book will give you some new insight, understanding and guidance.

After living the single life for over 25 years, I have been very fortunate to have dated many women, including the good women ( a traditional type of female) and the new breed of female called, modern woman. There is another group of females (extremely politically orientated, for better or worse, depending on what side of the political spectrum your on) who like to refer to themselves as feminists, which I still do not know what this term means, but will try to define). As a result of my dating experiences with many generous and giving women (and some women who have been just the opposite), I have developed a workable theory on how men can possibly get better control over the women in their life, and more importantly, how to get better control over their own thoughts and actions, especially in dealing with today’s modern woman, (and as you well know, she is not the easiest person in the world to get along with).

Realize the fact, that you being a straight, single, American male are a most sought after commodity by the female species, (although she will never admit this to you, especially if she is sober). You have POWER! Enormous power. This guide will show you how to exercise this strength and to use it for your benefit.

You can be compared to the small, courageous, democratic country Israel, who is completely surrounded by angry hostile elements who want everything you have. Your opponents are unrelenting in their pursuit of you. They have a master plan to gain control over all aspects of your existence. These adversaries not only have sophisticated weaponry, they also have the backing and assistance of other adversaries of yours: Hollywood, television, the news media and the democrat’s.

You, the straight American male, who has become a victim of gender-racism, is about to be rescued!

This book presents a humorous view of the ways and means contemporary men and women interact with each other through their dating strategies. To survive, you have to view the dating ritual with a sense of humor, because when you think about it, the dating ritual is one big joke and we are the punch line!

When men and women engage themselves in this dating game, a man’s objective is to try to have as much fun, from as many females as he can, while the objective of many females, is to try and get as much of a commitment as they can from the man’s emotional, physical and economic resources, before their dating process runs it’s course. Each individual tries to maneuver themselves, and the other person in this intricate game, while attempting to achieve their specific goals.

An important point to remember is, when going through your many dating situations, always try to keep a positive attitude, (even if you don’t always achieve your objectives). Enjoy the interaction. There are many, many good women out there. Your main goal, is to find a good woman, (and you will), is worth the roller coaster ride of dating. She’s out there, so don’t give up.

BEST WISHES AND GOOD LUCK

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A Man’s Survival Guide

Chapter One:

Defining Today’s Modern Woman

As a straight American male, you love women. It’s your natural desires that motivate you to be with a woman for sex, fun, relaxation, companionship, and at the extreme, marriage. You will choose a female for any one or all of these things, depending on how that woman affects you. So why is it, that in today’s dating culture, it has become increasingly difficult to find a normal, traditional woman, a female who you can share a pleasant and meaningful relationship with, a relationship that can possibly evolve in to a traditional family lifestyle. The reason is, because modern women have changed the rules of behavior, for social dating.

If you have been seeking a female who has a firm grip on reality, and does not come into a dating situation with a political ax to grind, or is not a sexual burn-out by the time she becomes a middle aged women (around, 26 years old), you have come to the right place for guidance and advice.

The purpose of this book is to liberate you, to save your life and to save your financial assets.

There are many good women out there, normal and wonderful women, although they are not easy to find. This guide can help you in your search for that woman, the one who is not a walking/talking cliché, of every TV sit-com, soap-opera, glamour magazine- illusion chick.

The Evolution of Modern Women

(From Neanderthal to Paris Hilton)

You know your in trouble on a date, when you ask today’s modern woman where do you want me to take you, and she say’s, to her therapist!

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In the history of the human species, there has never before existed the type of female that exists today. This type of female will be referred to as, today’s modern woman. It is difficult for a person to understand how today’s modern