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    The Penis Poems
    The Penis Poems
    The Penis Poems
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    The Penis Poems

    By Ant Smith

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    If a penis size anxiety self-help book isn't your thing, you can still enjoy the world famous poem Shorty which appears in this collection with 10 other little pieces inspired by (or related to) the male member... This collection:
    - will introduce you to dozens of euphemisms for willy,
    - explores toxic masculinity
    - promotes The Body Positive
    - titilates with kinks

    certainly, something for everyschlong...

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAnt Smith
    Release dateMay 1, 2018
    ISBN9780463749838
    The Penis Poems
    Author

    Ant Smith

    Photographer and Performance Poet

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      The Penis Poems - Ant Smith

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      The Penis Poems

      Copyright 2018 Ant Smith

      Published by Ant Smith at Smashwords

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      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your enjoyment only, then please return to Smashwords.com or your favorite retailer and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      The Penis Poems

      Essence of man

      (60+ euphemisms)

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      I've got an apple on the end of a pole

      I've got a bacon bazooka mid morning snack

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