Peg Legs, Fruit, Unicorns and Pigs
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PEG LEGS, FRUIT, UNICORNS AND PIGS is a short story collection by Amanda Aiello. This collection takes killing to the next level. From fruits defending themselves from evil unicorns to one legged servant becoming an equal, this collection will have you laughing and squirming.
"We Serve and Protect" a tragic incident has left two cops at the scene of a crash. Glass pulverized throughout the intersection, blood splattered on the pavement, and Jamie, smashed in the windshield of a car. Protocol put aside the cops intervene.
"Fruity Tales" War has the lushes town of Cornucopiville struggling to defend their homes against the Unicorns from over the hill. Ben Banana has a secret weapon to stop them from killing anymore of their young.
"So Sorry" A young man caught up with the wrong crowd, stripped from his mother's home and stuck in a life of crime. He's just fighting to give back, what he gave to her. This heist will be his last.
"The Equal" Henry, a slave to an evil, deceiving lord, has found the courage to overcome his oppressor, and take control of his life. With his peg leg in hand he has found his voice.
Amanda Aiello
Amanda Aiello is the Vice President of Marketing for Boomers Way Llc. She believes in a creative approach for every obstacle her job may encounter, and a unique strategy to overcome each hurdle. She is earning her BFA in Creative writing from Full Sail University and plans on using the skills she has obtained from my degree to push herself further into the writing industry. She has worked on several different books including 7 Days with “Gramma Mouse”: An Activity Guide for People with Alzheimer’s Disease.
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Peg Legs, Fruit, Unicorns and Pigs - Amanda Aiello
Peg Legs, Fruit, Unicorns and Pigs
A collection of murder short stories
By Amanda Aiello
Copyright by Amanda Aiello 2018
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Table of contents
Title page
Copyright page
Table of contents
We Serve and protect
Fruity Tales
So Sorry
The Equal
About the Author
We serve and protect
Shattered crumbled glass laid pulverized on the damp intersection. A single hanging street light kept changing from green, to yellow, to red, but no traffic had moved. All was still, except Jamie, who emerged from the windshield. Glass that was embedded in her palms scrapped along the asphalt, as she tried to crawl her way out. Shards of the metal car frame lodged in her spine and stapled her to the dashboard.
NO, NO, NO. I can’t move, I can’t feel my legs. Help, someone help me,
she screamed.
She reached out and slapped the blades of glass in her open-faced palms. She dug